Friday Night Rants?

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people of chch... bunch a fucking selfish cunts... yeah thats right the best aint good enough... sure ya pay insurance ya get what ya had, fuck off 99% get beterment, but thats not good enough... no fuck ya and yes iv said it before and ill say it again, ya rebuild their house yet all it had was cracked tiles, plaster, stopping... cool lets fix that, but hey the cracked tiles under the old fucked fire, fire has to come out... cant go back in not legel wow new fire... plaster well the old fucked conc patio aint legal now so hey ya get a new patio... gibs cracked sweet we replace it with new, ohh wait the old lights aint leagal any more so they get all new... BUT this still aint good enough ya'd think these cunts paid 750 mil for a new house.. NO its a simple insurance claim.

Hey... great job right from the start till 2 days before sign off... narp, do it again FUCK we the builder pay for that redo cos of a personal preferance there goes any profit on the job, cunts... hey they say, next door got so I fucking want it... we cant argue cos arrow suck up to SR who suck up to the client, 'we' the builder get it up the arse again... my rings so bloody sore after all these years...
Im sick of bowering and taking it up the arse from people that think they got so fucked over by a earthquake life wasent worth it... SHIT its cracks... they do not even give it a thought others died... and are still dead, those poor pricks arnt complaining, but alas... its what I do

...I've retired from that shit...the floor is yours , ginga...

[awa355]

Buying a new toaster, the wife selects by colour, I select by function choices. Can see a domestic coming on here.

[Berries]

the wife selects by colour, I select by function choices.

Is that how the two of you got together?

[mada]

Don't usually swear at strangers but this idiot who was worthy of a Darwin Award got some last night.

Filling up at the pump, some little kids walk out of the petrol station entrance... meanwhile this winner walks in between all the pumps smoking away.

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Don't usually swear at strangers but this idiot who was worthy of a Darwin Award got some last night.

Filling up at the pump, some little kids walk out of the petrol station entrance... meanwhile this winner walks in between all the pumps smoking away.

...that's not flash...

[Dadpole]

Buying a new toaster, the wife selects by colour, I select by function choices. Can see a domestic coming on here.

I am having the same issue at the moment. I have won as the wife got tired of me standing over the toaster and shouting "Burn you bastard"

[5ive]

Is that how the two of you got together?

Haha, the door was left wide open, and a quality response was given. Nice

[sidecar bob]

Fuckin grumpy old people.
Went to my local tonight, there was fifteen old women over 80 & three men. We had to wait 50 minutes for our dinner, because they had ordered just ahead of us, no problem there, then, they all had to pay individually, we had to wait another fifteen minutes behind them before we could pay & leave. No problem there either, that's life. Then we went to leave & their rest home coach was parked kind of behind our car, but not so much that we couldn't get out, so we thought that if we moved the car there would be a bit more room for them to get to the coach.
Asked a couple of them to hang on a second so if we move the car there will be heaps of room for them to get to the coach. Oh no, we get abused by a bunch of post Alzheimer's idiots for being rude & impatient.
God help me if I ever turn into one of them.

[Akzle]

Fuckin grumpy old people.
Went to my local tonight, there was fifteen old women over 80 & three men. We had to wait 50 minutes for our dinner, because they had ordered just ahead of us, no problem there, then, they all had to pay individually, we had to wait another fifteen minutes behind them before we could pay & leave. No problem there either, that's life. Then we went to leave & their rest home coach was parked kind of behind our car, but not so much that we couldn't get out, so we thought that if we moved the car there would be a bit more room for them to get to the coach.
Asked a couple of them to hang on a second so if we move the car there will be heaps of room for them to get to the coach. Oh no, we get abused by a bunch of post Alzheimer's idiots for being rude & impatient.
God help me if I ever turn into one of them.

if

[sidecar bob]

if

Jokes on you, I got to go out for dinner with my intelligent hot wife in an Audi.

[Akzle]

Jokes on you, I got to go out for dinner with my intelligent hot wife in an Audi.

you'll have to forgive me if i'm not feeling the burn.
Nor the desire to be a pretentious, racist, old, white guy,

i had $10 takeaways in a ute.
My ute would tow your audi backwards.

Oooooh. Burn.

[Berries]

Fuckin grumpy old people.
Went to my local tonight, there was fifteen old women over 80 & three men. We had to wait 50 minutes for our dinner, because they had ordered just ahead of us, no problem there, then, they all had to pay individually, we had to wait another fifteen minutes behind them before we could pay & leave. No problem there either, that's life. Then we went to leave & their rest home coach was parked kind of behind our car, but not so much that we couldn't get out, so we thought that if we moved the car there would be a bit more room for them to get to the coach.
Asked a couple of them to hang on a second so if we move the car there will be heaps of room for them to get to the coach. Oh no, we get abused by a bunch of post Alzheimer's idiots for being rude & impatient.
God help me if I ever turn into one of them.

But did you pull?

[Akzle]

But did you pull?

oh he's pulling something arright

[neels]

Jokes on you, I got to go out for dinner with my intelligent hot wife in an Audi.

That was sounding ok until you mentioned the Audi, how many times did you need to get the mechanic out to fix it on the way home?

But yes, old people seem to have their own set of rules. Like the elderly chap who jumped the queue at the checkout at the hardware shop yesterday when I had my card in my hand ready to buy the one thing I wanted, who then proceeded to spend the next 5 minutes fucking around finding his flybuys and eftpos cards in his bag while I stood there waiting....euthanasia seems like a very viable idea sometimes.

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...my rant is petering out before I can even remember what it was...you are generally a bunch of soft cocks so it shouldn't really matter...oh woe...and shit...