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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    see if you can clock every day for three months bro
    You've gotta admit it, that's pretty impressive sad, yet at the same time perhaps also the stuff of KB folklore. Epic on a similar scale to that time Carver rode over the arches of the bridge in Hamilton or the day that fella in Dunners got outed in national news media for pushing his Honda into the tide for a failed insurance claim and resulting fraud charges. Actually, a lot more like that second example than the first really, aye?

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    Maybe more like an ice-cream salesman caught in a tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Maybe more like an ice-cream salesman caught in a tree.
    Actually, come to think of it, definitely more like that guy that mysteriously disappeared from Rarotonga with pending charges of dodgy-ness with young boys. I'm sure he rode a Husaberg.

    Carver doesn't cut it at all really, does he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Actually, come to think of it, definitely more like that guy that mysteriously disappeared from Rarotonga with pending charges of dodgy-ness with young boys. I'm sure he rode a Husaberg.
    Ah yes, good old dpex (who wanted to pound me in the ring).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Ah yes, good old dpex (who wanted to pound me in the ring).
    Repeatedly, no doubt

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    Quote Originally Posted by mada View Post
    Bring on the trial by combat!
    keen .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    who wanted to pound me in the ring
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    keen

    I thought we had left this kind of thing behind (no pun intended)

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    right fuck off abusive homo's its FRIDAY night rants... thats serious shit time, Im 3 full strength kingfishers down and winding up to take the best of you on...

    but while we are at it and while I canstill see 10 fingers...
    why the fuck do people clime up ya arse at the end of a pasing lane... like its simple maths right... ya got 2 fucking lanes doing (well 120 usually even tho pri to the passing lane cunts were doing 90) so as 2 lanes become 1 lane you have twice the cars to line up, so with in keeping of the 2sec rule which was in place during the 2 lanes... now twice the many cars need to fit on 1 lane... THIS surley to fuck means cars need to slow down to keep the 2sec rule the further back in the row the slower you need to go in order to keep 2secs behind... RIGHT fuck ya's ya got this shit so far or am I speak... typing to fast for yas...

    So as 2 lanes merge the fuckwit or kickaha behind you ends up, well up ya tail pipe, now ok theres some nice fellas out there but im not bloody quare so some cunt up me tail pipe pisses me off.... THINK fark yas, just farking think...


    ... umm what was I saying...
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    right fuck off abusive homo's its FRIDAY night rants... thats serious shit time, Im 3 full strength kingfishers down and winding up to take the best of you on...

    but while we are at it and while I canstill see 10 fingers...
    why the fuck do people clime up ya arse at the end of a pasing lane... like its simple maths right... ya got 2 fucking lanes doing (well 120 usually even tho pri to the passing lane cunts were doing 90) so as 2 lanes become 1 lane you have twice the cars to line up, so with in keeping of the 2sec rule which was in place during the 2 lanes... now twice the many cars need to fit on 1 lane... THIS surley to fuck means cars need to slow down to keep the 2sec rule the further back in the row the slower you need to go in order to keep 2secs behind... RIGHT fuck ya's ya got this shit so far or am I speak... typing to fast for yas...

    So as 2 lanes merge the fuckwit or kickaha behind you ends up, well up ya tail pipe, now ok theres some nice fellas out there but im not bloody quare so some cunt up me tail pipe pisses me off.... THINK fark yas, just farking think...


    ... umm what was I saying...

    ...fuck off ginga...you need to say , 'ftw'..I need to race a bike...everything else is just associated shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...fuck off ginga...you need to say , 'ftw'..I need to race a bike...everything else is just associated shit...
    who you calling ginga fuck ya... ya got more grey shit in ya gotie than I do, and fwiw Id love a race but, well need a bike 1st
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...fuck off ginga...
    Best thing you could say to him, when I rode with him he tailgated like a areshole
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Passing land = race to pass.

    I had some arse a month back on a southern trip running about a meter off my arse as I used the passing lane raising his fist - I'm at 115 so speeding on my passing and hes' fucked off!

    Talking to a truckie recently who does the South Canterbury run all the time - loads of decent passing lands. He is amazed daily at the people who must pass his rig regardless of the situation and pull in front of him post lane dangerously. He said one knob had actually clipped his bumper cutting in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Best thing you could say to him, when I rode with him he tailgated like a areshole
    thats cos you road so bloody slow and took up the hole farking road I couldent get past ya...


    yeah aye D1 K0
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    thats cos you road so bloody slow and took up the hole farking road I couldent get past ya..
    Fast enough to give some people on Blackbirds and Hayabusas a hurry up on a 30 year old bike with half their cc and using a litre of oil per 1000km
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    ...every one of those grey hairs is just another seed of wisdom...whether they grow or not is debatable...ang you are a ginga...genetically superior member of the weak human genetic makeup...

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