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    is thursday super day or fucken wot.
    A substantiative number of inattentive doddery fucken pensioners, some as slow as 60 on the main fokken road.
    Shit should be illegal. Well. No. Shit is illegal. Shit should be enforced.
    And the number of fucken cops out trolling... Fucken wot. They've either realised their christmas fund is short or they've solved all teh crimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...every one of those grey hairs is just another seed of wisdom...whether they grow or not is debatable...ang you are a ginga...genetically superior member of the weak human genetic makeup...
    WTF...



    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Fast enough to give some people on Blackbirds and Hayabusas a hurry up on a 30 year old bike with half their cc and using a litre of oil per 1000km
    true... cant argue with that, the smell of xj550 engine oil is still with me...
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...every one of those grey hairs is just another seed of wisdom...whether they grow or not is debatable...ang you are a ginga...genetically superior member of the weak human genetic makeup...
    Bullshit, gingas are just a holdover from the pre evolved human - no place now for that sort of dangerous genetic abnormality....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    Bullshit, gingas are just a holdover from the pre evolved human - no place now for that sort of dangerous genetic abnormality....
    Fucking mutants with defective genes
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    Bullshit, gingas are just a holdover from the pre evolved human - no place now for that sort of dangerous genetic abnormality....
    who the fark pulled your chain old man... you been grey as long as any of us can remember
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    who the fark pulled your chain old man... you been grey as long as any of us can remember
    And why is that ? answer - I worked with too many gingas.....

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    Fucking sales people!

    We (that means the boss, I just go where I'm told and do the job) contract to a couple of outfits, doing heat pump and ventilation system installs. It was a food way for Choppa to have constant work coming in when the company was starting and getting established. But fuck me if these cunts aren't starting to take the piss out of the loyalty they've been and are being shown, now that we're run of our fucking feet (and have been right through summer in all!), by sending us to jobs that they know are really not ideal.

    Fucking ventilation system install today. 400mm clear height in the crawl space maximum, then 200mm through the trusses. Covered in scratches and bruises because the end customer was a really good cunt and I didn't want to disappoint him by saying it couldn't be done.

    The cunt selling these things knows damn well what is realistically achievable. End customer had even asked the fast talking fucktard of the tight space was going to be an issue, since having been previously told that insulation installers don't work in that cramped a space. "The installer will make the call in the day about the space" he gets back. At that point I'd have told old quick jaw to fuck right off, but this chap was very keen to get the condensation problem solved, so had to take the punt.

    I drove to fucking Palmerton North from Wellington for that shit. What if I'd been in a mood and justifiably said I wasn't prepared to do it? This cunt is stuck with water on the sills and a shit of a house to heat, and Choppa's out of pocket half a days wages and a tank of bloody gas!

    All because a moron cunt on commission wants his 5%.

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    what......
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    what......
    He said you're a cunt
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    what......
    Did I fucking stutter.....cunt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    He said you're a GOOD cunt
    yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh aye


    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Did I fucking stutter.....cunt?
    between that and ya taritz all I heard was CUNT


    hey heres one for ya, this week one of our clients a 68 yr old broad small old doris always dun up like she is from fendalton but actuall brighten... droped the "C" bomb on me, farking near died
    cheers DD
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    Today: Went to one crash, one mad person, one ignorant abusive brainless twit (prob'ly a KBer) one driver with no licence, another one whose licence I removed and a theft of tools.

    Wot's rong wiff sum peepl?
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Today: Went to one crash, one mad person, one ignorant abusive brainless twit (prob'ly a KBer) one driver with no licence, another one whose licence I removed and a theft of tools.

    Wot's rong wiff sum peepl?
    Hold on. Is that all a description of one event, or a list of events?

    Sounds like a fucken hell of a shindig if it was all happening at the same place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Today: Went to one crash, one mad person, one ignorant abusive brainless twit (prob'ly a KBer) one driver with no licence, another one whose licence I removed and a theft of tools.

    Wot's rong wiff sum peepl?
    So one event logged all day then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Hold on. Is that all a description of one event, or a list of events?

    Sounds like a fucken hell of a shindig if it was all happening at the same place.
    Regardless, it's a better work story than yours....

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