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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    hey I bet I know which one you were...
    The ignorant abusive brainless twit ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    The ignorant abusive brainless twit ?
    well I can grantee e was the only KBer there, that far south all other kbers woulda been in bed with their sister by then
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    well I can grantee e was the only KBer there, that far south all other kbers woulda been in bed with their sister by then
    I'm in bed with yours right now.

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    ...my loch overflowed and nearly caused mayhem around here...I had to put my wellies on and save my planet with a shovel...about a thousand potentially dangerous people were out their being potentially dangerous whilst this was going on...this probably diffuses the whole ordeal somewhat...but only in a small way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    So one event logged all day then?

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    Nah, it all happened in me kitchen


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    When did Drew move down there?
    Haha, love it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I'm in bed with yours right now.
    you sick cunt... if you think Im a ugley SOB... i aint a patch on my sis
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...my loch overflowed and nearly caused mayhem around here...I had to put my wellies on and save my planet with a shovel...about a thousand potentially dangerous people were out their being potentially dangerous whilst this was going on...this probably diffuses the whole ordeal somewhat...but only in a small way...
    You has a loch?

    I'd give a great deal to have a back yard made out of water. Well behaved water.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I'm in bed with yours right now.
    Even I'd give you sympathy for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    You has a loch?

    I'd give a great deal to have a back yard made out of water. Well behaved water.
    ...it's about 10ft by 6 ft...I only just dug it...I'm after some frogs and a small eel...I will attach some special effects to the little eel so it looks like a small plesiosaurus...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...it's about 10ft by 6 ft...I only just dug it...I'm after some frogs and a small eel...I will attach some special effects to the little eel so it looks like a small plesiosaurus...
    I had a pond at the last place. Maybe 50ft round. Was fed from a hose laid about a hundred meters up a stream that ran through the property, and then through a strainer and to a wee fountain thing in the middle of the pond. Small eels used to get all the way down that bloody 3/4" hose and into the strainer, and they'd just sit there, lurking, waiting for me to come and stick my hand down to pull the strainer out, and then they'd fucking bite me. Had frogs there too. Was a good place.

    But in spite of the fact that my son used to paddle the granddaughter around in the dingy I really wanted a few acres of water, so I could mess about in boats proper like.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    I had a pond at the last place. Maybe 50ft round. Was fed from a hose laid about a hundred meters up a stream that ran through the property, and then through a strainer and to a wee fountain thing in the middle of the pond. Small eels used to get all the way down that bloody 3/4" hose and into the strainer, and they'd just sit there, lurking, waiting for me to come and stick my hand down to pull the strainer out, and then they'd fucking bite me. Had frogs there too. Was a good place.

    But in spite of the fact that my son used to paddle the granddaughter around in the dingy I really wanted a few acres of water, so I could mess about in boats proper like.

    ...I'm a hundred meters from a big lake, 5 k's from an even bigger lake and 5k's from the Specific Ocean ...but am not aquatic in the least...boats are what save you from drowning...hopefully...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...I'm a hundred meters from a big lake, 5 k's from an even bigger lake and 5k's from the Specific Ocean ...but am not aquatic in the least...boats are what save you from drowning...hopefully...
    You forgot to mention that at times the big lake comes knocking on the door.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    You forgot to mention that at times the big lake comes knocking on the door.....
    or that wee stream that comes down the valley, but all thtas eralavet when ya live on the 75GP circute
    anyway... why the fark would ya want bloody frogs, ya know how noisey they can be... come get the wee fuckers that live in the water race over the road
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    anyway... why the fark would ya want bloody frogs, ya know how noisey they can be... come get the wee fuckers that live in the water race over the road

    ...27 years ago when we first arrived here, the frogs were that noisy, you could not think clearly when outside at night...unless you threw a brick into the dark...that usually shut the closest ones up for a few minutes...over the years, sprays, diesel fumes and other shit have either killed or driven them elsewhere...lucky to hear any now...closer to spring when I get the water lilies and other foliage going I will give Torren a dollar a frog, if he wants to make some pocket money...

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