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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    how tautological of you.
    No need to use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moi View Post
    I'm sure greater public appeal would be had if the Olympic committee included javelin catching, shot put catching and discuss catching...
    I for one would like to see nude ladies gymnastics and beach volleyball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    I for one would like to see nude ladies gymnastics and beach volleyball.
    Not so sure on the gymnastics front - most of them look twelve
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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    I for one would like to see nude ladies gymnastics and beach volleyball.
    They are going to introduce these in the Masters (over 50's).
    " Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i haven't given a fuck about the olympics since... ever.
    i mean really. who the fuck cares about ("professional"/) sport.
    I was going to say that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    I for one would like to see nude ladies gymnastics and beach volleyball.
    motion seconded. shall we put forth a petition to the olympic comitee....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    Not so sure on the gymnastics front - most of them look twelve
    That did cross my mind post post. How about nude ladies weight lifting?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    Well, that rules out just about every hobby in existence
    most hobbies aren't corporately sponsored, televised etc
    and generally happen without such furore.

    certainly no-one's yet started a thread about dressing in my sisters clothes and masturbating on the toilet with a full length mirror on the door while eating sushi.

    as for the population bettering themselves: (laugh a lot)
    citation required.

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    ...How about nude ladies weight lifting?
    Possibly. I'll leave you to use your imagination...

    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    certainly no-one's yet started a thread about dressing in my sisters clothes and masturbating on the toilet with a full length mirror on the door while eating sushi.
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    What size is your sister? I know someone who might be willing. At a guess he would be a #12.
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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    What size is your sister? I know someone who might be willing. At a guess he would be a #12.
    well, she buys clothes 12, but due to a steady diet of corned beef, cabin bread and woodstock from the age of 13, and having had three kids, now that she's turned 16, so has her size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    well, she buys clothes 12, but due to a steady diet of corned beef, cabin bread and woodstock from the age of 13, and having had three kids, now that she's turned 16, so has her size.
    I think we could work something out. Sounds great. I'll ask him when it's his turn at the key board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Possibly. I'll leave you to use your imagination...
    I'm way ahead of you and rest my case on your evidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    That did cross my mind post post. How about nude ladies weight lifting?
    Not so sure about the 'Clean and Jerk' but I guess I wouldn't mind a glance at the 'Snatch'. Mind you, having watched the Snatch I might have to have my own competition ... the "Jerk and Clean'.
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    People need to remember this:
    “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”― Ernest Hemingway

    Secondly: If it has a set of rules, it is a "game".




    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    no-one's started a thread about dressing in my sisters clothes and masturbating on the toilet with a full length mirror on the door while eating sushi.
    Whatever you are happy doing, akzle.
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