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    I'm currently at a home and garden show, waiting for people to look interested in a heat pump.

    Jesus tittie fucking Christ, shoot me right fucken now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    People who leave the bloody electric jug empty, I mean, how hard is it to refill the damn thing???

    What a week??

    How hard is it to check before you turn it on ... and fill it yourself ..


    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I'm currently at a home and garden show, waiting for people to look interested in a heat pump.

    Jesus tittie fucking Christ, shoot me right fucken now!


    You have my sympathies ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I'm currently at a home and garden show, waiting for people to look interested in a heat pump.

    Jesus tittie fucking Christ, shoot me right fucken now!
    Don't wait for them to look interested, engage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Don't wait for them to look interested, engage.
    I got this mate. A look in my direction means they need a quote done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I got this mate. A look in my direction means they need a quote done.
    ....or they think you're a funny lookin' fucker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I got this mate. A look in my direction means they need a quote done.
    I hope you've got a fucking great industrial unit set up there freezing the tits off passers-by?
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I'm currently at a home and garden show, waiting for people to look interested in a heat pump.

    Jesus tittie fucking Christ, shoot me right fucken now!

    I think you win tonight. I've been to those home shows, I've been behind a stand at those home shows. It is very hard to remain focused ..... on life!

    Best one can hope for in this situation is attractive people walking past ...... or stop

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I've been behind a stand at those home shows. It is very hard to remain focused ...
    ...I was on a fishing trade stand once, I had a considerable doubt about a new reel brand that was being promoted, so I sent people over to the Shimano stand...a bit of a cunt of a thing to do but hey...who wants to be sold a dud...no merchant in me, probably why I am hanging around the, close to broke mark, constantly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    I hope you've got a fucking great industrial unit set up there freezing the tits off passers-by?
    Little wee baby unit blowing out enough heat to draw them over actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Little wee baby unit blowing out enough heat to draw them over actually.
    Is it hot enough for the dollies to take a layer or two off?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Little wee baby unit blowing out enough heat to draw them over actually.
    Yeah that'd work just as well.

    But given the choice I'll go with massive overkill every time.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I got this mate. A look in my direction means they need a quote done.
    Have you tried an aproach along the lines of ....So was it cold at home this winter cunt?



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Yeah that'd work just as well.

    But given the choice I'll go with massive overkill every time.
    It's not an option with a mobile display. The outdoor is on the back of the same trailer wall. So whatever we'reputting out as heat needs to be given away as cold on the other side.
    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Have you tried an aproach along the lines of ....So was it cold at home this winter cunt?
    I'm a proper Internet cunt. I'm respectful and as helpful as I can be with customers.

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    Happy Friday rant

    Well you lot are a right miserable sounding bunch of wankers, top marks to y'all!
    Me? I rode off with Crissy-Bimbo up to Moeraki and staying there the night, C.B. and I dined at Fluers Place and have returned with full bellies and an empty wallet.
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Well you lot are a right miserable sounding bunch of wankers, top marks to y'all!
    Me? I rode off with Crissy-Bimbo up to Moeraki and staying there the night, C.B. and I dined at Fluers Place and have returned with full bellies and an empty wallet.
    Up to Moeraki .... is so far south of here.....other island........blue cod was it ......yum yum.

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