It's only skin deep innit.

[Akzle]

Is that the best you can do ?
She's giving trolls a bad name.
You need to try harder

i'm not sure what you expect from me. perhaps my previous epic-trolls have set a fairly high standard.


...but that failed-abortion is literally too stupid to insult.

and when you only have one fucken string on your banjo it's hard to play another tune, despite having 11 fingers.
iykwim.

[Akzle]

hahah. shame gremlin you faggot. i can't delete my own posts.


unfortuantely by the time i'm out of the sin-bin it's likely he'll be back on the rag.

[flashg]

i'm not sure what you expect from me. perhaps my previous epic-trolls have set a fairly high standard.


...but that failed-abortion is literally too stupid to insult.

and when you only have one fucken string on your banjo it's hard to play another tune, despite having 11 fingers.
iykwim.

Nice response, but see it as a challenge
IYKWIM

[george formby]

F'kin LOL. The current top spice merchant needs an image do over and Axolotl needs to start painting, 11 fingers, 1 banjo string, get yer head around it.

The banjo string could be in front and the 11 fingers could be trying to keep up, metaphorically. Right at the back you could have a dog going like the clappers with it's arse end in one of those little carts. The ones they give them after an accident.

ATTATT

[trufflebutter]

Nice response, but see it as a challenge
IYKWIM

He is notably his greatest supporter on here and loves the attention, especially when it comes from him. He also shows excessive interest and admiration for his rantings. There's a word to describe such a person.
Online forums need people like that, but for reasons far different than they (the akzles of this world) may think.

[Moi]

... I hope you are killed by bees.

NO!

Think of the bees - why should they die?

[trufflebutter]

Being stung by a bee whilst riding is pain enough (so I have been told by a once pillion) being hit by the bumble sized sucker can't hurt even through riding gear, to extent that you may feel as though it has left a bruise. God only knows what it would feel like being hit by such a bug riding in a singlet.

[PrincessBandit]

I saw a few squids out this weekend at the coromandel. Some guy on a 1000 suzuki with only a helmet and nothing else. And a woman on the back of a cruiser in some skirt. I don't know how they let their girlfriend or whatever get on the back Ike that.

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Yeah it's one thing for the rider to chance their luck with the resultant road rash if they're that determined to ride somewhat unclothed, but totally irresponsible to put a pillion in the same predicament. Unfortunately one has to wonder how many pillions are quite ignorant of the potential consequences should the unthinkable happen.

[jafagsx250]

Yeah it's one thing for the rider to chance their luck with the resultant road rash if they're that determined to ride somewhat unclothed, but totally irresponsible to put a pillion in the same predicament. Unfortunately one has to wonder how many pillions are quite ignorant of the potential consequences should the unthinkable happen.

They probably think that gear is too expensive or that it won't happen to them.

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[PrincessBandit]

Hmmmm, and at the risk of insulting women, I wonder how many of them (if they are not riders themselves) either just trust their boyfriend/girlfriend - being inclusive here - to not crash, or feel the need to "look the part" in their street get-up, all cutesy on the pussy seat???eg short skirt, high heels, skimpy top.
Equally, guys might feel the pressure to look "too cool for school" and not " look geeky" in proper gear when hanging with their rider mates.



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[Bassmatt]

Hmmmm, and at the risk of insulting women, I wonder how many of them (if they are not riders themselves) either just trust their boyfriend/girlfriend - being inclusive here - to not crash, or feel the need to "look the part" in their street get-up, all cutesy on the pussy seat???eg short skirt, high heels, skimpy top.
Equally, guys might feel the pressure to look "too cool for school" and not " look geeky" in proper gear when hanging with their rider mates.



Waiting for the roasting to begin

Sounds Cassina-y

[husaberg]

Hmmmm, and at the risk of insulting women, I wonder how many of them (if they are not riders themselves) either just trust their boyfriend/girlfriend - being inclusive here - to not crash, or feel the need to "look the part" in their street get-up, all cutesy on the pussy seat???eg short skirt, high heels, skimpy top.
Equally, guys might feel the pressure to look "too cool for school" and not " look geeky" in proper gear when hanging with their rider mates.



Waiting for the roasting to begin

I think you are overthinking it.
Young people are often rather impetus, Experience often leads to wisdom.

Experience is a harsh teacher because the test comes first, while the lesson occurs afterwards. paraphrased Vernon Law

I know that i don't tend to test ride my bike anymore without gloves on , even "if its just down the drive to check on the jetting".

[trufflebutter]

Yeah it's one thing for the rider to chance their luck with the resultant road rash if they're that determined to ride somewhat unclothed, but totally irresponsible to put a pillion in the same predicament. Unfortunately one has to wonder how many pillions are quite ignorant of the potential consequences should the unthinkable happen.

I very rarely see the lack of gear to this extent, it's not against the law and perhaps that needs attention. Sometimes see T Shirt/Shorts/helmet shoes as a minimum, mainly cruiser riders.

[Akzle]

NO!

Think of the bees - why should they die?

you're wholly right. i retract that.
...and substitute wasps.

human kind are doing a good enough job of fuckingupthebees™, without sacrificing more to cure them of cassey.

[Moi]

you're wholly right. i retract that.
...and substitute wasps.

human kind are doing a good enough job of fuckingupthebees™, without sacrificing more to cure them of cassey.

Good move...

like honeybees, but bumblebees are just fantastic wee beasties...