Why are some truck drivers so angry? A little road rage this morning...

[Big Dog]

Explains quite a lot. It's good to have some informed comment on here.

Good, but uncommon.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. But that's just my honestly held opinion.

Are you calling him a 1%er?

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[Akzle]

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Some of the bush lawyers on this site need to go to school and get qualifications. Like I did. And then ignore them because drinking and fucking were more fun than a life wearing a suit. As you were.

oh NOW i see you're problem.

your sober and full to brimming with jizz and shit.

[GrayWolf]

oh NOW i see you're problem.

your sober and full to brimming with jizz and shit.

Not your first cousin by some chance?

[Akzle]

Not your first cousin by some chance?

that foreigner?? naw. "he's" only been here 3 generations, you know.

[madbikeboy]

Explains quite a lot. It's good to have some informed comment on here.

Good, but uncommon.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. But that's just my honestly held opinion.

I elected to change course, I kept going with school but never sat my profs. So, I'm not a lawyer. I use my powers for good instead.

You know why lawyers wear neckties? It stops their foreskins slipping over their heads.

What happens when you feed a lawyer Viagra? He gets taller.

What do you call a BMW with five lawyers driving over a cliff? A waste, you could two more in the trunk.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a judder bar? You don't reverse back over a judder bar.

I can do this all week.

[madbikeboy]

oh NOW i see you're problem.

your sober and full to brimming with jizz and shit.

For fucks sake. You can use capitals. Why not choose your moment and use them at the beginning of sentences. Also, totally wrong use of you're and your in two sentences. Ironic or tragic? You decide.

Isn't there a parade for people like you tomorrow?

[rastuscat]

I elected to change course, I kept going with school but never sat my profs. So, I'm not a lawyer. I use my powers for good instead.

You know why lawyers wear neckties? It stops their foreskins slipping over their heads.

What happens when you feed a lawyer Viagra? He gets taller.

What do you call a BMW with five lawyers driving over a cliff? A waste, you could two more in the trunk.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a judder bar? You don't reverse back over a judder bar.

I can do this all week.

Ahh, law student.

I've had a few law students telling me the law over the years. What would I know. After all, I only spent 25 years enforcing them.

Worst I ever had was the year 13 son of a QC telling me I had no right to write him up for a red light offence. Daddy chewed his arse when he found out.

[madbikeboy]

Ahh, law student.

I've had a few law students telling me the law over the years. What would I know. After all, I only spent 25 years enforcing them.

Worst I ever had was the year 13 son of a QC telling me I had no right to write him up for a red light offence. Daddy chewed his arse when he found out.

No. Law degree completed. Along with two others including a Masters degree. That conclusion you just lept to was wrong.

In NZ, I think most cops have a working awareness of criminal law. But I've talked to a couple of cops who were reaching. I think most people are clueless when it comes to their rights and how small the boundaries are for things like self defence and protection...

[ellipsis]

For fucks sake. You can use capitals. Why not choose your moment and use them at the beginning of sentences. Also, totally wrong use of you're and your in two sentences. Ironic or tragic? You decide.

Isn't there a parade for people like you tomorrow?

...you are really just another twat dribbling his self all over a keyboard...beyond boring...

[madbikeboy]

...you are really just another twat dribbling his self all over a keyboard...beyond boring...

You can go fuck yourself as well.

[ellipsis]

You can go fuck yourself as well.

...like I said previously......

[Berries]

Some of the bush lawyers on this site need to go to school and get qualifications. Like I did.

Bravo, well done and a big huzzah.


You're my hero.

[rastuscat]

You're my hero.

Hold on, I thought I was your hero........

[Akzle]

Also, totally wrong use of you're and your in two sentences. Ironic or tragic? You decide.

Isn't there a parade for people like you tomorrow?

I don't think you understand the question. Or the definition of irony.

As to a parade, while they absolutely should hold them in my honour, their a bit of a waste of time all round. Unless their's free candy and drugs.
Vote akzle.

[Akzle]

What would I know. After all, I only spent 25 years enforcing them.

*legislature

What, indeed. "This is the way we've always whipped dead horses"

We'll have a chat one day, me an' you.