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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Didn't the Northern Territory see an increase in accidents when they removed the "no speed limit outside of townships" rule?
    The reports I saw suggested decreases in accidents.

    Which is common enough most places where regulation is relaxed.

    Not telling people how to do shit in mindless, interminable detail makes them more responsible. Whoda thought?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    The reports I saw suggested decreases in accidents.

    Which is common enough most places where regulation is relaxed.

    Not telling people how to do shit in mindless, interminable detail makes them more responsible. Whoda thought?
    Somewhere had no WOF at all but huge pentalities or no insurance if the driver had an accident or was pulled over by the police and found to have a dangerous car. I can't remeber where it was but the cars turned out to be on the whole better good mechanical condition.



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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    Well since I was ranting as per the thread title...

    And actually, the 'I want to drive 100kph everywhere brigade' create as much mayhem as the 'OMG, a corner!' crew.

    Bring on the self driving cars.
    as we all are...
    correct... yet yet LTNZ keep straightening roads out were more accos keep happening as knobs get board and nod off then cross the line...
    fuck that shoot me now theres no way in hell ya ever get me in any self motavated any thing


    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Somewhere had no WOF at all but huge pentalities or no insurance if the driver had an accident or was pulled over by the police and found to have a dangerous car. I can't remeber where it was but the cars turned out to be on the whole better good mechanical condition.
    Queensland ya only need a WOF if and when ya sell the car... but yes if its found unroad worthy or dangerous fark you go for a slide... I love this idea makes one responsable... BUT as we know intodays world hi vis, sign in do a course and ya bullet proof

    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    As for horsefloats. Ban them completely.
    and caravans (boat drivers seem to nail it everywere they go)
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    as we all are...
    correct... yet yet LTNZ keep straightening roads out were more accos keep happening as knobs get board and nod off then cross the line...
    fuck that shoot me now theres no way in hell ya ever get me in any self motavated any thing
    (boat drivers seem to nail it everywere they go)
    Agree re the jet boat crowd - they drive the tow car like it's the boat going hard out upstream...

    We've had self driving transport for around a thousand years - how many times have you heard of the horse taking it's drunken owner home...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    Agree re the jet boat crowd - they drive the tow car like it's the boat going hard out upstream...

    We've had self driving transport for around a thousand years - how many times have you heard of the horse taking it's drunken owner home...
    tried to get my HB Viva to take me home once... we made it but couple a battle scears on it in the morning... weird
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    fuck me days... havent had this much fun since good old kiwi biker days...

    Shane yes brent you be needing a radar ????????
    Darryl shit give him a chance ... hes still learning how to ride it, followed hi at 89.5kph the other day... hes getting there
    Darryl hey Brent ya might be better off with a radar detector fuck knows why you would want a radar for
    Shane radar detector is what I meant are you retarded or just special
    Darryl special... very special... in my own lunchbox
    Brent I also have a lunchbox
    Brent 89.5 is a safe speed haha.
    Shane 89.5 mph your surley not saying kms are you ?????????
    Brent Kph
    Shane you what ? your joking of course ?
    Darryl fuck man... it was a 30kph corner, loosen up Tapp
    Shane so you do 89.5km round a 30 km corner whipty shit I take dunsandel corner at well over 100kms on the guzzi what exactly are you trying to say sorry brent you got some dick head mates
    Darryl Shane... we are taking the piss, you know having some fun, fucks wrong with people these days ya all gota be so serious, christ man ya a long time dead....

    ohh and theres no way in hell a tractor of a guzzi could take the dunsandle corner at 50 letalone 100+ well maybe if it was plouing the field next to it... ofcourse you may have just set me up

    Shane i assure you I haven't set you up firstly I have 34 years experience I have rode lots of bike and secondly the guzzi isn't standad it café racer running flat side so power is low down it has a Daytona cam in it off the 1000cc Daytona and I assure I did take the corner at 100kms my nick name is sweep in ttag club I got that nick name for my ability to go round corners fast I also ride with ants who has a 1050 trumpie and the only difference between us is his bike has more horse power hope this clears up the miss under standing I never claim to do any thing I haven't done and often go to have a go day in chch in febuary

    Darryl Mr Tapp... LMFAO... FFS take a second to reread what I have said, poor fucking Grogan must pe pissing him self silly here...
    sorry dude Im just a newbe been riding a year, but reckon I could ride around you backwards at 3 times your max speed... bet you wear a hiviz on that learners guzzi... horrable bloody things them couldeent pull the skin of a rice pudding and theres no way in hell a daytona cam can fit in a V7 learners bike
    Shane my bike is not a v7 in fact never owned one think what you like bro I own and always have a 96 1100 sport I don't ride leaner bike as I said 30 plus years experience I think you should re read my post again and I don't wear a hi vis just for the record that's a bronz uylishis thing isn't it so I guess you have done all the ride safe course and are an advanced rider the same as me then ????????
    Shane three times my speed what do you own the britten motorcycle bro ???? just asking
    Darryl Shane Tapp Mate I just cant do it any longer your nick names "sweep"
    mines "dangerous" I FUCKING WIN

    Shane so what do you ride again that does 3 times the speed of my 1100 sport I take it we talking top end speed that would have to make you bike capable of in acess of 700kms an hour I am real interested bro ?????
    Darryl ok.... sorry man I give up you got me heres my bike the Brittin is on the bench burnt a bloody valve out fuck it... INCERT PIC OF A Y2K
    Shane Tapp what the fuck is that and why is it stretched chassis it obviously not a britten as its not titanium what cc rating and what is the top end speed ? I thought you where talking trumpie the same as brent I think not ?????
    Josh Bahaha gold
    Shane ok just looked at your profile and only shows three old jap bikes so what make and model is the photo you supplied ?????
    Shane also done 300 bike rallies north and south how many you done bro ?????????????
    Darryl Shane its a Y2k... made in the USA it has a jet turbine from a chopper...
    I have a confesion to make...
    but I did try and tell you at the begining of this thread...
    I have been taking the piss out of you...
    mate I have done well over 100 rallys
    I am a MNZ certified coach
    I am a old cunt
    I have been riding as long as you
    I have many many K's under me, both on the road and track
    ohhh and dude... I had a 1100 sport and hers my ride... INCERT PIC OF V11
    Shane okay that looks about the model after mine 2000 or o1 so you know what I am talking about if I said the guzzi is running cf flat sides and tuned and it has been rechipped
    Darryl no its a 04 the very last LeMans its the only one in the southern hemisphere... if your sport is carbed its a 95/96 mine was a 97inj
    Josh Re-chipped?
    Darryl Josh yeah Brent G gave him a chip from a willow log it fits in the 1100 sport as well as a daytona cam... cant beat re chipping a carbed bike
    Josh Out of interest, how do you get a cam from a belt driven ohc 4 valve motor into a pushrod 2 valve motor? And how can you chip an ecu on a motor running carbs?
    Darryl cook... your a smart arsed prick, piss off back to ya wanabe harley engined thing... sorry Brent but you have some dick head mates...
    cheers DD
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    it's not friday ya prick!!!


    what a ride so far!!!!

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    Jesus D, not sure who's worse, you or your mates. The guzzi's flywheel is big enough for a woodchipper isn't it ?

    BTW, which Dunsandel corner are you lying about ? I could get my bloody bedford through the main road kinks at well past 100k.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    Jesus D, not sure who's worse, you or your mates. The guzzi's flywheel is big enough for a woodchipper isn't it ?

    BTW, which Dunsandel corner are you lying about ? I could get my bloody bedford through the main road kinks at well past 100k.....
    I didnt say that... the other guy did, he rides a guzzi with carbs, and a chip and a cam from a belt driven engine in his push rod motor...

    fuck its still going on but fucked if im going to copy n past again LOL
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    Darryl no its a 04 the very last LeMans its the only one in the southern hemisphere... if your sport is carbed its a 95/96 mine was a 97inj
    cough (bullshit) cough
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Fucking hell. I gave up drugs but might need to borrow some to understand that love fest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    cough (bullshit) cough
    ha... no you know thats corect, the nero only went to the US and britan... the rosso came to nz and Oz
    besides it dosnt look like you remember it...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ajturbo View Post
    it's not friday ya prick!!!
    who pulled your fucking chain...
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    The reports I saw suggested decreases in accidents.

    Which is common enough most places where regulation is relaxed.

    Not telling people how to do shit in mindless, interminable detail makes them more responsible. Whoda thought?
    http://www.drive.com.au/motor-news/n...03-gje7jc.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    ha... no you know thats corect, the nero only went to the US and britan... the rosso came to nz and Oz
    besides it dosnt look like you remember it...
    .
    There was one in Auckland advertised on TM several years ago
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    ha... no you know thats corect, the nero only went to the US and britan... the rosso came to nz and Oz
    besides it dosnt look like you remember it...


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    who pulled your fucking chain...
    Is that the DC in the background?



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