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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
as we all are...
correct... yet yet LTNZ keep straightening roads out were more accos keep happening as knobs get board and nod off then cross the line...
fuck that shoot me now theres no way in hell ya ever get me in any self motavated any thing
Queensland ya only need a WOF if and when ya sell the car... but yes if its found unroad worthy or dangerous fark you go for a slide... I love this idea makes one responsable... BUT as we know intodays world hi vis, sign in do a course and ya bullet proof
and caravans (boat drivers seem to nail it everywere they go)
cheers DD
(Definately Dodgy)
fuck me days... havent had this much fun since good old kiwi biker days...
Shane yes brent you be needing a radar ????????
Darryl shit give him a chance ... hes still learning how to ride it, followed hi at 89.5kph the other day... hes getting there
Darryl hey Brent ya might be better off with a radar detector fuck knows why you would want a radar for
Shane radar detector is what I meant are you retarded or just special
Darryl special... very special... in my own lunchbox
Brent I also have a lunchbox
Brent 89.5 is a safe speed haha.
Shane 89.5 mph your surley not saying kms are you ?????????
Brent Kph
Shane you what ? your joking of course ?
Darryl fuck man... it was a 30kph corner, loosen up Tapp
Shane so you do 89.5km round a 30 km corner whipty shit I take dunsandel corner at well over 100kms on the guzzi what exactly are you trying to say sorry brent you got some dick head mates
Darryl Shane... we are taking the piss, you know having some fun, fucks wrong with people these days ya all gota be so serious, christ man ya a long time dead....
ohh and theres no way in hell a tractor of a guzzi could take the dunsandle corner at 50 letalone 100+ well maybe if it was plouing the field next to it... ofcourse you may have just set me up
Shane i assure you I haven't set you up firstly I have 34 years experience I have rode lots of bike and secondly the guzzi isn't standad it café racer running flat side so power is low down it has a Daytona cam in it off the 1000cc Daytona and I assure I did take the corner at 100kms my nick name is sweep in ttag club I got that nick name for my ability to go round corners fast I also ride with ants who has a 1050 trumpie and the only difference between us is his bike has more horse power hope this clears up the miss under standing I never claim to do any thing I haven't done and often go to have a go day in chch in febuary
Darryl Mr Tapp... LMFAO... FFS take a second to reread what I have said, poor fucking Grogan must pe pissing him self silly here...
sorry dude Im just a newbe been riding a year, but reckon I could ride around you backwards at 3 times your max speed... bet you wear a hiviz on that learners guzzi... horrable bloody things them couldeent pull the skin of a rice pudding and theres no way in hell a daytona cam can fit in a V7 learners bike
Shane my bike is not a v7 in fact never owned one think what you like bro I own and always have a 96 1100 sport I don't ride leaner bike as I said 30 plus years experience I think you should re read my post again and I don't wear a hi vis just for the record that's a bronz uylishis thing isn't it so I guess you have done all the ride safe course and are an advanced rider the same as me then ????????
Shane three times my speed what do you own the britten motorcycle bro ???? just asking
Darryl Shane Tapp Mate I just cant do it any longer your nick names "sweep"
mines "dangerous" I FUCKING WIN
Shane so what do you ride again that does 3 times the speed of my 1100 sport I take it we talking top end speed that would have to make you bike capable of in acess of 700kms an hour I am real interested bro ?????
Darryl ok.... sorry man I give up you got me heres my bike the Brittin is on the bench burnt a bloody valve out fuck it... INCERT PIC OF A Y2K
Shane Tapp what the fuck is that and why is it stretched chassis it obviously not a britten as its not titanium what cc rating and what is the top end speed ? I thought you where talking trumpie the same as brent I think not ?????
Josh Bahaha gold
Shane ok just looked at your profile and only shows three old jap bikes so what make and model is the photo you supplied ?????
Shane also done 300 bike rallies north and south how many you done bro ?????????????
Darryl Shane its a Y2k... made in the USA it has a jet turbine from a chopper...
I have a confesion to make...
but I did try and tell you at the begining of this thread...
I have been taking the piss out of you...
mate I have done well over 100 rallys
I am a MNZ certified coach
I am a old cunt
I have been riding as long as you
I have many many K's under me, both on the road and track
ohhh and dude... I had a 1100 sport and hers my ride... INCERT PIC OF V11
Shane okay that looks about the model after mine 2000 or o1 so you know what I am talking about if I said the guzzi is running cf flat sides and tuned and it has been rechipped
Darryl no its a 04 the very last LeMans its the only one in the southern hemisphere... if your sport is carbed its a 95/96 mine was a 97inj
Josh Re-chipped?
Darryl Josh yeah Brent G gave him a chip from a willow log it fits in the 1100 sport as well as a daytona cam... cant beat re chipping a carbed bike
Josh Out of interest, how do you get a cam from a belt driven ohc 4 valve motor into a pushrod 2 valve motor? And how can you chip an ecu on a motor running carbs?
Darryl cook... your a smart arsed prick, piss off back to ya wanabe harley engined thing... sorry Brent but you have some dick head mates...
cheers DD
(Definately Dodgy)
it's not friday ya prick!!!
what a ride so far!!!!
Jesus D, not sure who's worse, you or your mates. The guzzi's flywheel is big enough for a woodchipper isn't it ?
BTW, which Dunsandel corner are you lying about ? I could get my bloody bedford through the main road kinks at well past 100k.....
Fucking hell. I gave up drugs but might need to borrow some to understand that love fest.
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