Watch the news - B777 missing

[husaberg]

Wreckage 'conclusively confirmed' as from MH370: Malaysia PM... hmmmmmm, a little downstream from Diego Garcia.

Sea's have currents petal, mmm makes me up a batch of muffins.

[mashman]

Sea's have currents petal, mmm makes me up a batch of muffins.

Wouldn't currents make your muffins scones?

[husaberg]

Wouldn't currents make your muffins scones?

I'm not really sure. I never see currants now, Apple and Cinnamon is acceptable if your English morals will only allow you to make scones.
I certainly don't want any of those English muffins that look like crumpets.
Grandma husaberg used to make me Griddle scones on a cast iron hot plate I think they had dates in them.
They were always triangular for some reason.

[george formby]

No idea what this thread is about, just saw "scones" Streaky bacon, aged edam and onion jam scones are go. Will be ready by 11am. Might push the boat out and do date and lemon, too. Cream and lemonade are vital in the mix.

[husaberg]

No idea what this thread is about, just saw "scones" Streaky bacon, aged edam and onion jam scones are go. Will be ready by 11am. Might push the boat out and do date and lemon, too. Cream and lemonade are vital in the mix.

If the lemonade is for the Scones use the beer instead.

[george formby]

If the lemonade is for the Scones use the beer instead.

To late. Might work with the savoury ones. Date and Ale has a certain ring to it.

[YellowDog]

Wreckage 'conclusively confirmed' as from MH370: Malaysia PM... hmmmmmm, a little downstream from Diego Garcia.

Clearly a cover-up ........ The aeronthingyrotormajig showed evidence that it had been cut off with a chain saw, leaving Diego Garcian dust particles, and those barnacles had been glued on with an industrial product only sold in Diego Garcia.

It gets more fishy by the minute and the evidence is starting to suggest that Russian backed aliens were behind it all. The proof of that fact is that the now Russian based Edward Snowdon wasn't allowed to spill the beans

[Woodman]

Pretty sure it was my cat.

My cat is an oriental and so is Malaysia, and if you add 777 together you get 21, and 2 +1 = 3, and the number 3 has nothing whatsoever to do with my cat, so obviously a very well disguised cover up. Also the cat is sitting in front of a roaring fire so it is obviously fond of warmth, and Malaysia is warm. Coincidence? I don't think so. Cats have the ability to fall at freefall speed and land unharmed. Perfect for planting bombs in random skyscrapers, or airplanes.

Fuck , being a conspiracy theorist is easy.

[Brian d marge]

17 is an illuminati number so it must be true

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[husaberg]

Pretty sure it was my cat.

My cat is an oriental and so is Malaysia, and if you add 777 together you get 21, and 2 +1 = 3, and the number 3 has nothing whatsoever to do with my cat, so obviously a very well disguised cover up. Also the cat is sitting in front of a roaring fire so it is obviously fond of warmth, and Malaysia is warm. Coincidence? I don't think so. Cats have the ability to fall at freefall speed and land unharmed. Perfect for planting bombs in random skyscrapers, or airplanes.

Fuck , being a conspiracy theorist is easy.

Why do you think Gareth Morgan wants to get rid of all the cats I bet he's in on it. Wasn't he former reserve bank head lizard.

[R650R]

Missing for 80 hours..... http://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/world/...XZz&ocid=ientp

Just enough time for a CIA black ops team to 'replace' the crew after their free swimming lesson....

"Search base from Seabed Constructor... Search base from seabed constructor"

"Go ahead Seabase over"

"Search base we have found a couple of debri items from MH370. One piece also has an unexploded Aegis naval SAM embedded in the side. Also a decomposing body floating with the wreckage had a cellphone recovered from it. Retrieved a video from the SD card, has what appears to be the Captain saying we have been remote hijacked with the GPS set to Diego Garcia...."

"Excellent work Seabed, tell your crew to be ready for some RnR, a new crew will relieve you"

"but we just got back from holiday"

"Yes but we want to show our appreciation and give the eholw crew some dive and swimming lessons."

[Swoop]

The tinfoil-hat wearing nutters will be all over this like a fat kid in a cake shop.

[YellowDog]

The tinfoil-hat wearing nutters will be all over this like a fat kid in a cake shop.

Being on a ship and all that, there's a good chance that alcohol was involved in creating the discrepancy

[Brian d marge]

The tinfoil-hat wearing nutters will be all over this like a fat kid in a cake shop.

I have me hat on but for some reason ..yeah nah..
More interested in Saturn's transition through Capricorn.,..

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[Swoop]

Being on a ship and all that, there's a good chance that alcohol was involved in creating the discrepancy

Being on a ship... I can fully imagine some dopey plonker unplugging any random device they saw fit, simply to plug in their iFelch because the battery was getting low.