Nahnahnah. Stance is a type of monotonous music thing they do in big tents when it's raining, even I know that![]()
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
stance
To destroy a cars handling abilities by having it lowered an excessive amount.
Typically, the tires are tucked way inside the vehicles fenders. But in order to have a hellaflush stance and run the required excessively wide wheels with tires that are stretched just to fit onto the wheels, the car has to have an excessive amount of negative camber. If you stand behind one of these cars don't be surprised to see the rear tires looking like "/ ". The rear tires are probably bald on the inside and the outside still looks brand new, and there's probably only an inch of contact patch with the ground.
A hellaflush stance car can't even pull into a driveway without bottoming out and ripping the bumper off or cracking the vehicles oil pan. Some stanced cars are so extreme that you can't even turn the vehicles steering wheel fully in either direction without the tires rubbing.
"Eric, look at that stanced car, it looks so damn retarded. I don't understand why these kids do it, they are killing the performance and asking to get pulled over. Shit, if they get pulled over, they are gonna get deported!"
"With all that money he spent stancing his car, he could have actually made it handle well and be pretty damn quick. Instead he can't even go over a speedbump without using 2x4s."
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
50 bux for a scooter seat?????
Hmmm something smells fishy here
https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...4099929908f8d5
https://www.trademe.co.nz/a.asp?id=1...2-EB9F5260BE51
were listed as smoothbores till someone wound them up...
Lol, bought and rode once! Not exactly singing it's praises then?
https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...f59debfec4a8f7
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
Oh didn't see your answer till I shot off mine.
Oh well, off to go try breed a cat with a dog . It's a long term project and they have seem quite resistant to the idea over the last 6 to 7 weeks despite a few vodka slammers and some Barry White , but once I get an idea. . .
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
I've re written the add for him.
"Stunning classic Suzuki resplendent in black with red seat that compliments the classic 70's bikini fairing.
Engine extensively modified and rigorously tested following modifications with 20% capacity increase.
Auxiliary fuel tank means long distance travel can now be entertained with ease.
Only two previous owners, phone 021 2430370 to arrange test ride, you will not be disappointed."
https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...0bc3a62923a1da
DeMyer's Laws - an argument that consists primarily of rambling quotes isn't worth bothering with.
". . . Runs. . . pretty good. . . Carb. . . may. . . Need a tune. . "
Read; -, I put it together with the tools under the seat and dad's claw hammer. Feels like it's about to blow up so best I sell it before them.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
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