Go as fast as you like.  Go as fast as you can.  Red and blue lights are optional. In fact I would say dont stop unless there's road spikes.  And even then only a soft cock stops.  Ride on those rims, lad!
The approved speed for any corner is kmh == mph x 2 plus 10.  : so, a sign signposted for 35kph can be ridden at 80mph or around 140.
If you show up anywhere on anything less than a turbo Hayabusa, people will giggle and laugh about you behind your back.  Just so you know.
You must ride with the Klingon code of honour foremost: Honour and Glory to your House!  Perhaps today is a good day to die!
				
			 
			
		 
			
				
			
			
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