Friday Night Rants?

[Drew]

It's better than being dickless.

Just saying...

A person can identify however the fuck they want. Since it doesn't affect you or I at all, making snide comment like you did isn't necessary.

[Bonez]

A person can identify however the fuck they want. Since it doesn't affect you or I at all, making snide comment like you did isn't necessary.

You poor over sesiitive Snowflake.

Just saying...

[Drew]

You poor over sesiitive Snowflake.

Just saying...

I'd like to think not, what with your words also not affecting me.

I just like to point out when people are being terrible human beings. If no one does it, they might never know.

[Bonez]

I'd like to think not, what with your words also not affecting me.

I just like to point out when people are being terrible human beings. If no one does it, they might never know.

Se above.


Just saying...

[Stylo]

Se above.


Just saying...

Se above.

Yep, Bone-headz still in town. 75 years old and.

At least he's consistent. If you se what I mean.

[Dean]

Well fuck,

The missus calls me while I’m in a meeting and tells me there’s a lady scoping out our house.
Looking through windows, sneaking around etc.

(We have a full Arlo security system).

I log in to my Arlo app and sure enough I see the lady on the automated motion recording.
A bloody heifer of a woman.
Like if you played bull rush with her you would go for the ankle tap.
The type Bonez or Drew would take home after a night out (sober).

I carried on the meeting with my Arlo feed running live on my phone.
My colleague hears a rustle so we look down and see a guys head pop out from hiding under my camera (the woman must of told him the cameras blind spots).

I then yell out at him through my microphone “OI CUNT” “HELLO” “I CAN SEE YOU CUNT”.
He then tries to turn off my front camera.

I get on the buzzer to the boys in blue. Tax payer money well spent - they were at the house within 2minutes. They sent some big burly lads.....

No one was spotted, must of been me on the mic that scared them off. But the neighbours reported to the officer that a bunch of suspicious people were hanging around the driveway.

Anyways I live in the fucking hood.
Moral of the story is a good security camera system is worth its weight in gold.
It’s not until shit hits the fan do you not regret spending 1.2k on a HD system.

I recommend Arlo wireless Pro.

[Bonez]

Se above.

Yep, Bone-headz still in town. 75 years old and.

At least he's consistent. If you se what I mean.

I am not 75 years old Darling.

Just saying...

[Bonez]

Well fuck,

The missus calls me while I’m in a meeting and tells me there’s a lady scoping out our house.
Looking through windows, sneaking around etc.

(We have a full Arlo security system).

I log in to my Arlo app and sure enough I see the lady on the automated motion recording.
A bloody heifer of a woman.
Like if you played bull rush with her you would go for the ankle tap.
The type Bonez or Drew would take home after a night out (sober).

I carried on the meeting with my Arlo feed running live on my phone.
My colleague hears a rustle so we look down and see a guys head pop out from hiding under my camera (the woman must of told him the cameras blind spots).

I then yell out at him through my microphone “OI CUNT” “HELLO” “I CAN SEE YOU CUNT”.
He then tries to turn off my front camera.

I get on the buzzer to the boys in blue. Tax payer money well spent - they were at the house within 2minutes. They sent some big burly lads.....

No one was spotted, must of been me on the mic that scared them off. But the neighbours reported to the officer that a bunch of suspicious people were hanging around the driveway.

Anyways I live in the fucking hood.
Moral of the story is a good security camera system is worth its weight in gold.
It’s not until shit hits the fan do you not regret spending 1.2k on a HD system.

I recommend Arlo wireless Pro.

I've just spent
$90 on ourIP wireless subservience system. It covers four driveways.

[Dean]

I've just spent
$90 on ourIP wireless subservience system. It covers four driveways.

From where? Got a link?

I’m guessing you can count the pixels.

[Bonez]

From where? Got a link?

I’m guessing you can count the pixels.

You just have to know what you are doing.

Just saying...

[Dean]

You just have to know what you are doing.

Just saying...

Which millennial did you get to install that system for you?

$90 probably doesn't cover labour so I’m guessing you gave him a “tour round the bike shed”?
The Bonez South Island special?

[ellipsis]

Well fuck,

The missus calls me while I’m in a meeting and tells me there’s a lady scoping out our house.
Looking through windows, sneaking around etc.

(We have a full Arlo security system).

I log in to my Arlo app and sure enough I see the lady on the automated motion recording.
A bloody heifer of a woman.
Like if you played bull rush with her you would go for the ankle tap.
The type Bonez or Drew would take home after a night out (sober).

I carried on the meeting with my Arlo feed running live on my phone.
My colleague hears a rustle so we look down and see a guys head pop out from hiding under my camera (the woman must of told him the cameras blind spots).

I then yell out at him through my microphone “OI CUNT” “HELLO” “I CAN SEE YOU CUNT”.
He then tries to turn off my front camera.

I get on the buzzer to the boys in blue. Tax payer money well spent - they were at the house within 2minutes. They sent some big burly lads.....

No one was spotted, must of been me on the mic that scared them off. But the neighbours reported to the officer that a bunch of suspicious people were hanging around the driveway.

Anyways I live in the fucking hood.
Moral of the story is a good security camera system is worth its weight in gold.
It’s not until shit hits the fan do you not regret spending 1.2k on a HD system.

I recommend Arlo wireless Pro.

...and?...

[ellipsis]

...I reckon Dean is a wart that hangs around bonez post, and is the same person...shirley there can't be two cunts as obtuse and thick as them in the same room at the same time...

...not entertaining in the least...

[Bonez]

...I reckon Dean is a wart that hangs around bonez post, and is the same person...shirley there can't be two cunts as obtuse and thick as them in the same room at the same time...

...not entertaining in the least...

Oh you poor poor wee thing.

Been for ride lately?

Just saying...

[Dean]

Oh you poor poor wee thing.

Been for ride lately?

Just saying...

Well played Uncle Bonez - wit runs in the family