What is it with single women and their cats?

[tri boy]

I'm manky, (try) to lick myself, and can't fight for shit. Line up ladies...and start stroking.

[Mully]

I know a woman who calls them her Fur-Babies.

It freaks the living bejesus out of me.

[Maha]

I'm manky, (try) to lick myself, and can't fight for shit. Line up ladies...and start stroking.

im single, and love my pussy!!
would love someone to share it with

Theres the Quinella.....we have a matching pair.....

[Colapop]

The reality is the single women love their mankey cats coz they're the only ones they can trust. All men are assholes and cannot be trusted. Their friends are only going to try and snake any man that they're interested in. AND all men are assholes!!

Wonder why they're single?

[babyblade250rr]

The reality is the single women love their mankey cats coz they're the only ones they can trust. All men are assholes and cannot be trusted. Their friends are only going to try and snake any man that they're interested in. AND all men are assholes!!

Wonder why they're single

Agreed! Most men are assholes except me of coursehaha hmmmm nah what colapop said is rite

[Steam]

The reality is the single women love their mankey cats coz they're the only ones they can trust.

True. However, the reality is that a cat will bugger off too if it finds a neighbours' house with better food and more affection and a nice warm fire to sleep in front of. Just like a man, really.

[Colapop]

See now, that's why you're having trouble... Coz chicks don't see their cats that way. They see their cats come and cuddle them, they see cats come when they're called, they see their cats need them... and that's what they (the chicks want) - to be needed....

"Yes it sounds sad but do you know how hard it is to find a decent man out there? OMG - I swear it's just not possible!!"
That's a direct quote from a woman at work...

[babyblade250rr]

I'm starting to wish i was a cat

[ZeroIndex]

As heard on the radio last night: (from The Edge - about the Singled out party):
If you're a chick and you're coming to this party, leave your bitch pants at home... nobody likes a bitch, and that's why you're single...

In what way are cats loyal anyway?

[Colapop]

You feed them - they come home for food...

[peasea]

A woman's pussy is to loved and cherished, to always have nice things said about it.
Especially if you want to survive in this world with so many pussies around.......

We're talking about cats......

[peasea]

As heard on the radio last night: (from The Edge - about the Singled out party):
If you're a chick and you're coming to this party, leave your bitch pants at home... nobody likes a bitch, and that's why you're single...

In what way are cats loyal anyway?

They're loyal to the fridge.


Girl goes into a dairy;
uplifts some milk, a pack of biscuits, some chippies, a loaf of bread and some cat food.
Heads to counter to pay.
Store attendant says; "you're single aren't you?"
She says; "how can you tell?"
Attendant says;

"You're fuckin' ugly."

[Beemer]

I still don't get it. Guys don't do this about their dogs, what is it with girls and cats?

Of course not - men just buy aggressive dogs to make up for the fact they have no balls of their own!

Women like cats because if a cat deigns to love you, it's a big thing. A dog will slobber all over anyone who feeds it or shows the slightest bit of affection towards it. Cats are SO above all that.

And considering some of the men single women get accosted by, trust me, a cat will win out any day!

[ZeroIndex]

They're loyal to the fridge.


Girl goes into a dairy;
uplifts some milk, a pack of biscuits, some chippies, a loaf of bread and some cat food.
Heads to counter to pay.
Store attendant says; "you're single aren't you?"
She says; "how can you tell?"
Attendant says;

"You're fuckin' ugly."

haha, almost fell off my chair... green rep sent

[Drum]

You know what you have to do Steam. Make like Clarence Carter and stroke your flatmates pussy. ooooooooooo shit.