Merde happens

[crashe]

Shite, glad to hear that you are ok.

Hope it won't be too costly to get your bike back on the road.


So the car driver left parts behind on the motorway... there has to be a panelbeater fixing or a wrecker selling off parts for this driver.
There must be a way of finding the driver.
Yeah I know there are heaps of places that one can get parts for....
but only so many for that brand of car.
Maybe that way you can track him down and then let the police know who it is.

Cos the driver did a 'Hit an Run' and left you injured.

If the driver doesn't report the accident to the police then once caught he can be charged with 'failure to stop and assist and also failure to report the accident'. As well as what ever other charges the cops want to throw at the driver.

[Mr Merde]

Thanks MDU,

Bloody sore and bruised at the moment. Elated that the bike isnt too badly damaged. Now just gotta sit down, take a breather then go to the bike and take stock.

As said earlier the most damage (visible on first inspection) is the left hand crankcase cover, the clutch and the left footpeg. Plastic is not pretty, never was really (for those that know the GS1200 SS) but now it has scars. Lights, indicators, intruments reservoirs all OK.

Worst part is that all my riding kit is pretty much stuffed. Helmet is now just a shell, Left side of such is spongy, Jacket has almost worn through, waterproof (and warm) leggings totaled, Gloves did their job, for a $10 pair from Foodtown, but have had it as the are comming apart, boots should now be retired.

For a side swipe on a car and a slide down the Auckland motorway I have come off lightly. Clothing not coverd by insurance and not worth involving them for repairs. Screw my no claims and I would still have to pay 3/4 of the cost.

Tool wise all I seem to be lacking is a torque wench and an oil filter wrench. The latter can be replaced with a leather belt.

Cheers mate.

Chris

[ManDownUnder]

There must be a way of finding the driver.
Yeah I know there are heaps of places that one can get parts for....
but only so many for that brand of car.

Maybe that way you can track him down and then let the police know who it is.

Cos the driver did a 'Hit an Run' and left you injured.

If the driver doesn't report the accident to the police then once caught he OR SHE can be charged with 'failure to stop and assist and also failure to report the accident'. As well as what ever other charges the cops want to throw at the driver.

Quite right but a lot of work... Will avoid a no claims loss anyway...

[Guided_monkey]

Luckily you got away with only getting a few bruises and not getting run down. It looks as if the protective gear did it's thing so that's good.

Time to get the old tools out........

[Grub]

Merde! That sux. I really feel for you, the aches and pains that seems so trivial juust don't seem to want to go away quickly I've discovered.

The physio's are good value as they stop the issues being long-term. Glad to hear the bike is near enough to being ok and like everyone else, would love to see the car driver caught.

Crashe's right, the driver (if caught) is now in deep shit for leaving the scene and more importantlyy, failing to see if anyone was injured. As it was an "injury accident" that's a very serious offence as I understand it.

[shafty]

Mr Merde, real sorry to hear of your "off". Don't feel bad about it Mate - I know when I had something similiar happen years ago, I kept replaying it in my mind and feeling guilty - bugger that merde - congratulations on surviving and being positive!

Hang in there Buddy

[gijoe1313]

Glad to hear you got your pride and joy back home, guess you're in that holding pattern with the bike repairs (I know what you're going through! )

Hope you been taking all the usual painkillers and ointments - and big ups to all those who've helped you out! Glad you had the right gear on and it all held up to stop any more injuries

[Mr Merde]

My story continued.


Thanks to my partner for running transport for me.
Thanks to Chris Haldanes for their fast spares service.
Thanks to all of you for the encouragement.

I got the bike back on Monday. Not as bad as I feared. Fairing took a load of the damage.

Coudnt do a lot but managed to identify all the parts needed to get the wee beastie going again.

Rang around the wreckers and the shops for all the bits.

Haldanes in Ellerslie came through. Engine cover was there the next day. Another shop told me they would have to order it fron japan.

Wednesday I stripped the bike of all the damaged parts and took the opportunity to clean her up a little. Got mostr of the parts together and on Saturday morning I hunkered down and got on with the job.

Not easy whith a left arm thats bloody near useless for most jobs that require strength.

2 hours later I had the bike back together. New oil, filter, plugs, as well as the replacement parts.

Went to turn her over and battery had lost power. Luckily I live on a hill. Push start was in order. She started OK then I left her in the garage just idling for abour 1/2 hour.

Squeezed myself into my partners helmet. My large head in her small helmet. Thought my ears were going to get ripped off.

Got on the bike and from Onewhero I went to Tuakau and then Pukekawa down 22 and back home.

Wrong move. It felt great to be back on the bike but my shoulder didnt like it at all once I stopped.

I havent put the fairings back on yet and the bike felt smaller than previous. I am off the rest of the week and will take the time to change the steering head bearings as there is a shit load of shake there.

All in all a satisfying weekend so far.

Physio has given me some exercises to do to loosen up my shoulder. Also found that my left wrist must have been hurt as using the clutch was bloody painful.

Oh well, the crux of this missive.

Bike on her way back to good repair, rider progressing slowly but likie all old things, taking his time.

Mr

[gijoe1313]

I'm embarassed now. I have been nursing my wee poor hurt left hand and been getting others to do the hard stuff ... and then I read your post

I am ashamed! Once again a triumph of will over adversity and your bloody minded determination to get the job done regardless! You sir, are an inspiration!

Now that I have been given the learn, it now transpires I have my little ol'Hornet back on the road along with Daisy. And on an insignificant note - my cage is also back in action!

Will have to come and visit you during your week in recovery so I can be reminded what a soft-touch I am!

Good to hear that you're on the bounce and conquering your challenges with the usual aplomb!

[Mr Merde]

..... Once again a triumph of will over adversity and your bloody minded determination to get the job done regardless! You sir, are an inspiration!

.......
Will have to come and visit you during your week in recovery so I can be reminded what a soft-touch I am!

Good to hear that you're on the bounce and conquering your challenges with the usual aplomb!

GiJoe1313,

I am a stubborn minded, cantanquerous, pig headed old man with about as much subtilty as a pork pie at a barmitzpah.

I just wanted to get the old girl back on the road and me with her.

Still some prettying up to do and that will come with time.

Basically a lazy person so I try to do things as fast as possible so that I can finish up doing nothing.

You are welcome any time. I have told you that. As is anyone else who needs a coffee/refreshment/comfort stop when doing the SH22 trip. I'm not far from that road.

Mr

[_Gina_]

You are welcome any time. I have told you that. As is anyone else who needs a coffee/refreshment/comfort stop when doing the SH22 trip. I'm not far from that road.

Mr

LOL, not far at all, you lucky boy

Well now I got me Repsol, will definitely have to pop over to 22 and with that we'll definitely take you up on your offer(s).

G

[stify]

Well now I got me Repsol, will definitely have to pop over to 22 and with that we'll definitely take you up on your offer(s).

G

Bloody repsol this repsol that.....anyone would think you just got a repsol

[Mr Merde]

Bloody repsol this repsol that.....anyone would think you just got a repsol

Oh dont be mean. She loves her Repsol.

Even though you say its half yours.

Whats yours is hers, whats hers is hers.



Mr

[Nefarious]

anyway, harden up grandad and learn to fuckin ride.

even your bro said that to me.

have you got beer at your place?

[Mr Merde]

anyway, harden up grandad and learn to fuckin ride.

even your bro said that to me.

have you got beer at your place?

Such welcome repartee. I've missed your cheerful comments. I'm guessing you are that person I saw eating tarmac a few weeks ago.

My bro would say that. maybe one day i will learn to ride.

As to hardening up well I do, often, but we must keep this seemly.

I take exception to the GRANDAD bit. Not yet but my bro is. Great Uncle I do own up to.

Yes I have beer, though after my mate was here last weekend it is depleted somewhat. Still a dozen or so left. I do have a litre bottle of dark rum just yearning to be imbibed. Also a third of a bottle of cask strength single malt 100 proof.

If you are thinking of coming over then welcome.


Mr