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    Having a brother-in-law recently being diagnosed with prostate cancer - it is something that I have made a resolution to get checked.
    10 seconds of discomfort vs dying from creeping malignant death.... Hmmm best I book an appointment...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.

    Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

    Do it.
    Good on you, well done.....

    Also good to hear that you have been given the 'all clear' from the Dr as well.



    See lads it ain't so bad to have it done.
    So who will be next up to go and have this done?

    Gee you push out shit much wider/bigger than the Dr's finger.
    So don't be a wuss and go get it done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Having a brother-in-law recently being diagnosed with prostate cancer - it is something that I have made a resolution to get checked.
    10 seconds of discomfort vs dying from creeping malignant death.... Hmmm best I book an appointment...
    Good on you...although start getting nervous if your doc says:

    "allright, nice and wide now, I'm going in..."
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Crashe, if it's so wonderful then why don't more chicks like arse sex???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Crashe, if it's so wonderful then why don't more chicks like arse sex???
    Mate, you just ain't hanging around the right chicks........

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    Last time I was 'round you - I had you crying out! More lube next time perhaps?
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    Just did my Pilot's medical today. My doc checks for prostate problems via a blood test ( which all us CPLs have to do anyway). So no "Goldfinger" for this kid!!

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    I've just had a freaking camera down my throat, I am not keen on being violated at the other end in a big hurry.
    For the record, the stomach is an ugly place.
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    As long as neither the patient nor the doctor enjoy the procedure, it is ok. But it is well worth the excitement when your doc says that your prostate is soft, has no suspicious lumps and all your troubles can be remedied by some antibiotics *AND* on top of that in order to drain the prostate and reduce pain and discomfort ***YOU NEED TO HAVE MORE SEX***.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.

    Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

    Do it.
    Was it nice then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zrxer View Post
    Was it nice then?
    No - I won't let you have a go...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    No - I won't let you have a go...

    There were no lumps last time i was there Ned!.... otherwise i would have told ya...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.

    Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

    Do it.
    I heard it could be done with blood tests these days, is that wrong?
    I'm at the stage where I probably should have it investigated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe View Post
    Gee you push out shit much wider/bigger than the Dr's finger.

    Not if you've been on the piss for a week you don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    I heard it could be done with blood tests these days, is that wrong?
    I'm at the stage where I probably should have it investigated.
    Blood tests are just a part of it mate, go get your arse down to the doc's soonest, for a blood test.........and the dreaded digital exam....its your life you are talking about
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