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    It's official: semen is addictive!!!

    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    Giving too I can assure you...
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    Oh dear, its addictive. Hope they don't ban it like BZP.
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    I have always been a firm believer in the health properties of semen, thus try and have a daily dose........
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    i already knew that...doesn't take a freakin brain surgeon to figure it out!

    But anyway, little note here blokes: drink lots of pineapple juice please It really does work!

    *just a helpful hint*
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    What a dag! That article is hilarious. You've got it in the right section!

    Yet another example of how you can manipulate statistics to illustrate any hypothesis you like . . .

    Reminds me of a girl I knew whose first live in boyfriend persuaded her that his morning glory wouldn't go away unless she fixed it - if she didn't it would cause him irreparable damage.

    He had her completely convinced for quite a few months. He would have been going to work with a smile on his face for a while!
    Illuc ivi, illud feci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    i already knew that...doesn't take a freakin brain surgeon to figure it out!

    But anyway, little note here blokes: drink lots of pineapple juice please It really does work!

    *just a helpful hint*
    Or cinammon . . .
    Illuc ivi, illud feci.

    Buggrim, Buggrit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    Or cinammon . . .
    oh really?...cool, didn't know about that one, and I LOVE cinnamon...can you rub it on too?

    The good thing about fruit juice though is that it can be ingested in greater quantities, and it goes through the "right channels" more readily being liquid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    And stay the hell away from asparagus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I have always been a firm believer in the health properties of semen, thus try and have a daily dose........
    Now I know what you mean't by "are you coming on the cruiser ride?"

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    My last girlfriend told me taking it orally was good for her skin. But who was I to argue.

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    well, it is important to moisturise.

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    Ah yes, statistics again enabling us to reach the wrong conclusion with confidence.

    This article reads a bit like the super-sleuth who noticed the positive correlation between crime rates and ice-cream consumption:
    The more icecream consumed the higher the crime rate. ICE CREAM CAUSES CRIME!

    Unfortunately, although you can conclude that the joy-juice is correlated with the happier ladies, you can't say it caused it.

    Incidentally, the cause of higher crime was correlated with ice-cream because more crime (break-ins, car-jacking etc.) happened on sunny days.

    Here endeth the lesson...

    Meanwhile, I'll be telling the wife about this fascinating new discovery first chance I get...
    Keep it rubber-side down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    My last girlfriend told me taking it orally was good for her skin. But who was I to argue.
    It is good for the face, chest and stomach too....so I'm told
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    It is good for the face, chest and stomach too....so I'm told
    yeah, these areas all have muscles that get contorted in funny ways when hellbent into flexing to seek the eerrr...ummm...bodily fluid in question.

    Excellent exercise!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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