Big Dave's Hypotheticals

**limbimtimwim** · 3rd August 2007, 11:50

You talk a lot of shit.

**avgas** · 3rd August 2007, 12:08

A pub with no Bar??? What "clubs" you been hanging out at lately Dave? and was the Pan head gentle?

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2007, 12:10

Originally Posted by limbimtimwim

You talk a lot of shit.

nobody is forcing you to read it.
next!

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2007, 12:14

Originally Posted by avgas

What "clubs" you been hanging out at lately Dave?

What are ya - a cop?

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2007, 12:17

Originally Posted by McJim

Neither of 'em are riding an Italian bike. My Ducati Owners Manual says I should shun them.....

Everywhere else is closed. You have to stop.

**oldrider** · 3rd August 2007, 13:17

Are you writing a novel or sumpin Dave, looking for a plot?

John.

**pritch** · 3rd August 2007, 13:25

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Oh, I know...it's drag Queen night....

The thought of a bunch of drag queens doing impersonations of Basil Fawlty impersonating Hitler lends new meaning to the phrase "mind boggling".

I need a drink. But not at that place thanks.

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2007, 13:28

Originally Posted by oldrider

Are you writing a novel or sumpin Dave, looking for a plot?

John.

I got 3 good laughs out of it. Job done.

**DEATH_INC.** · 3rd August 2007, 13:37

Easy I'd grab a coupla beers and park meself across from stinky, definatly be more my sorta guy I reckon.

**BarBender** · 3rd August 2007, 13:43

Originally Posted by Big Dave

You pull in to the pub. It's a social place.

It only has only two tables out front. Either side of the door.
Rider and bike at each. All you can see is:

At one table sits Herman.
Large adventure touring bike with a huge windscreen. Brightly coloured goretex jacket with stripes on the pockets, white helmet.

At the other is Stinkfinger.
Immaculate Pan head Harley with ape hangers, leather vest, heavily tattooed, black open face.

Who are you sitting with?

Stinkfinger of course.
He knows where Crazy Willie and Zipper are hiding out.

**MyGSXF:Me** · 3rd August 2007, 13:44

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I forgot to mention they are brothers.

Which one was the milkmans then...???

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2007, 14:19

Originally Posted by BarBender

Stinkfinger of course.
He knows where Crazy Willie and Zipper are hiding out.

And Elvis.

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2007, 14:22

Originally Posted by MyGSXF

Which one was the milkmans then...???

They are still trying to work out who the mother was.

**Pancakes** · 3rd August 2007, 15:43

Give both of them the "hey" head raise as you get off your bike and chat to the friendlier one. I'm not above putting effort into a conversation but if I'm on my bike I'll probably only feel like an easy chat not a stagnant talk! If I'm gonna play your game I'd say stinky. That or I'd get a drink, sit on the grass and look at my bike and the scenery (assuming country pub).

Spill the beans BD, whats it all about?