Since cat meat isn't commercially available (and illegal to boot), you'll probably have to prepare cat yourself. If you live in the more enlightened domains of East Asia, and can purchase cat at the local market, you may want to skip this step and proceed to COOKING YOUR CAT.
First, get a large cutting board and lay out your cat. Lop off the head, the tail and the feet with a sharp butcher's knife. These parts of the cat contain little usable meat, so toss them aside.
Next, make a longitudinal incision on the cat's abdomen. Reach your hand (wear gloves!) into the body cavity, and remove all of the internal organs. Discard them- especially the liver. It may look tasty, but the liver of a felis domesticus is frequently too toxic for human consumption.
BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness
Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.
If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!
Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness
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I love cats
but I don't think I could eat a whole one
Just out of curiosity, is cat meat illegal?
Not even remotely funny.
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I suppose it depends on if you have a pet cat or not... those that dont might find it funny... I for one am with CADanimal, not funny. Love my Timothy to death![]()
Well yes, it's true then that I am very sad. I hold cats in higher regard than I do humans, but that's probably because I've never been let down by a cat. People on the other hand... um, er... Forgive my cynicism, I'm probably not in the best place to recognise the implied humour.![]()
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I can see there MIGHT e a very tiny teeny weeny bit of funny in there somewhere... but to me, completely gross.... (i dont know if i spell stuff right either... *doh!*)
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Thats pretty sick,in Asia they farm poor cats for their pelts,keep them in cages like battery hens![]()
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