For all the cat lovers out there...

[NotaGoth]

hmmmm, roadkill

REPOST!!!!!!!!!

[Bren]

Then you'll love this... it's my latest rat creation, sadly just sold.

shite....that aint a rat bike mate....looks like a frankenstein....

[SpankMe]

REPOST!!!!!!!!!

Just once or twice.

[Goblin]

My mums Australian... Her and my dad had chinese one night.. And she swore it wasn't chicken or pork... Few weeks later it was in the newspaper that this particular chinese takeaway shop had been caught using cats...

If people were hungry enough they'd eat anything pretty much.. lol

That's happened here too...back in the eighties all the neighborhood cats were disappearing. Next thing the local chinese takeaway was shut down.
Cant be that bad...how ever many million chinese people cant be wrong.

[Flatcap]

Since cat meat isn't commercially available (and illegal to boot), you'll probably have to prepare cat yourself. If you live in the more enlightened domains of East Asia, and can purchase cat at the local market, you may want to skip this step and proceed to COOKING YOUR CAT.

First, get a large cutting board and lay out your cat. Lop off the head, the tail and the feet with a sharp butcher's knife. These parts of the cat contain little usable meat, so toss them aside.

Next, make a longitudinal incision on the cat's abdomen. Reach your hand (wear gloves!) into the body cavity, and remove all of the internal organs. Discard them- especially the liver. It may look tasty, but the liver of a felis domesticus is frequently too toxic for human consumption.

BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness

[devnull]

I love cats

but I don't think I could eat a whole one

[hdus001]

Just out of curiosity, is cat meat illegal?

[Animal]

Not even remotely funny.

[Joni]

I suppose it depends on if you have a pet cat or not... those that dont might find it funny... I for one am with CADanimal, not funny. Love my Timothy to death

[FlangMasterJ]

Not even remotely funny.

Why isn't that funny?

I thought it was fucken funny.

"No, not the Panda"!

[Animal]

Why isn't that funny?

I thought it was fucken funny.

"No, not the Panda"!

I have nothing but pity for you then.

[FlangMasterJ]

I have nothing but pity for you then.

I'm a huge cat nut. If you can't see the funny side you are very sad.

[Animal]

I'm a huge cat nut. If you can't see the funny side you are very sad.

Well yes, it's true then that I am very sad. I hold cats in higher regard than I do humans, but that's probably because I've never been let down by a cat. People on the other hand... um, er... Forgive my cynicism, I'm probably not in the best place to recognise the implied humour.

[Curious_AJ]

I can see there MIGHT e a very tiny teeny weeny bit of funny in there somewhere... but to me, completely gross.... (i dont know if i spell stuff right either... *doh!*)

[marioc]

Thats pretty sick,in Asia they farm poor cats for their pelts,keep them in cages like battery hens