Some amateur knife porn

**Sparky Mark** · 10th August 2007, 21:57

Originally Posted by jrandom

No, I carry it so I can fuck up niggers on the bus.

quite frankly that's a completely inappropriate statement. I 'm very open minded and can give and take pretty much any kind of humor.
I hope I don't have to read this kind of shit from you again dude... not cool , mate!

**scumdog** · 10th August 2007, 22:03

Got a 70's Schrade folding knife (An upmarket Buck knife).

Lasted real well, cut everythign I wanted it to - and could still shave with it.

Best $45 (in 1976) I ever spent.

**scumdog** · 10th August 2007, 22:05

Originally Posted by jrandom

Actually, this is a knife.

The Svord 'Von Tempsky Bowie'. 11" blade.

That's not a knife - it's a frikkin' waste of time.

**scumdog** · 10th August 2007, 22:10

Originally Posted by don rocard

Its a Buck knife in a leather pouch,wear it a lot and as its visible its legal.Only not when it is concealed.

Bollocks!

Sorry dude, 202b says you have an offensive weapon - a knife.

Description/concealment don't count.

**Deano** · 10th August 2007, 22:15

Knives look cool, and feel good in the hand. But unless you use it for hunting, it's really just an extension of your cock ain't it ? Real men don't need weapons.

**0arbreaka** · 10th August 2007, 22:40

Originally Posted by scumdog

Bollocks!

Sorry dude, 202b says you have an offensive weapon - a knife.

Description/concealment don't count.

I was under the impression that you were allowed to carry a folding knife as long as it was under a certain length, I dont know if this is correct so I avoid carrying a knife as I dont want to get a free ride in a nice smelly holden v6...

**moT** · 10th August 2007, 22:58

if a cop sees your knife and asks you what its for dont say for protection or they will charge you for posessing a offencive weapon say you use it to pull oysters off rocks.... or some shit DO NOT SAY ITS FOR PROTECTION

**0arbreaka** · 10th August 2007, 23:11

Originally Posted by Tom

if a cop sees your knife and asks you what its for dont say for protection or they will charge you for posessing a offencive weapon say you use it to pull oysters off rocks.... or some shit DO NOT SAY ITS FOR PROTECTION

I take it youre speaking from experience Tom.

**moT** · 10th August 2007, 23:15

Originally Posted by 0arbreaka

I take it youre speaking from experience Tom.

nah one of my mates made the mistake for me

**MisterD** · 11th August 2007, 06:18

Originally Posted by Tom

if a cop sees your knife and asks you what its for dont say for protection or they will charge you for posessing a offencive weapon say you use it to pull oysters off rocks.... or some shit DO NOT SAY ITS FOR PROTECTION

Goes for anything - if you're going to ride around with a baseball bat in the boot of your cage, it's a wise man that has a ball and glove in there with it....

**jrandom** · 11th August 2007, 08:47

Originally Posted by Deano

Knives look cool, and feel good in the hand. But unless you use it for hunting, it's really just an extension of your cock ain't it ? Real men don't need weapons.

My knives get used regularly for hunting.

And, for what it's worth, once this fucking cast's off I'll be putting some proper time and effort into making sure I don't need a weapon...

**jrandom** · 11th August 2007, 08:56

Originally Posted by scumdog

That's not a knife - it's a frikkin' waste of time.

You're right, it's not a knife - it's a short chunky machete. I've had a play with one, and they'd work pretty well for cutting down bamboo, splitting kindling or doing double duty as a butcher's cleaver.

I don't usually engage in any of the above, though, so I don't want one.

And I do, in fact, use a knife every day. The company I work for does a lot of 3D prototyping for engineering firms, and my knives get a regular workout on resin support material for prototype builds, not to mention cutting boxes, packing tape and baguettes most mornings.

I've also been most grateful to have a knife on me when replacing a punctured bicycle tube - it was the only tool that could easily dig out the glass that'd speared through the middle of the tyre.

And one never know when one will need to trim off a piece of duct tape from the roll in one's tankbag.

The idea of ever having to use a pocket knife as a weapon is just as unpleasant as the idea of swinging a tyre iron at a person's head.

If we're going to talk about appreciating fine workmanship in tools, I need to get a friend to forward me a link to a set of damascus steel woodworking chisels he's just ordered for a vast sum of money. They give me the horn.