P.B. Close-shave record...

[avgas]

I wonder if i could fit a submachine gun behind the fairing - hook the trigger to the horn?

[Sanx]

I wonder if i could fit a submachine gun behind the fairing - hook the trigger to the horn?

I'd prefer a rocket-propelled grenade. Far more satisfying.

Have to say that although I feel bus drivers often are fairly irresponsible that I treat them courteously - and not only because they are usually fuck-times bigger than me.

I've found a pretty good way of annoying bus drivers, but unfortunately it's becoming less possible these days. When they've done something sufficiently fuckwitted enough to deserve it, have a look at the back of their bus for the emergency fuel cut-off switch. More modern buses don't have it any more, but some older ones still do. Always a good thing to trigger when they're waiting at a set of lights.

[avgas]

I'd prefer a rocket-propelled grenade. Far more satisfying.

cept wen you catch up to it!!!! Like throwing rocks while standing in a glass house

[mbazza]

Your experience reminds me of an often repeated refrain in the mountaineering world. "Experience counts in the hiils!" Holds good for we who experience real danger on the roads on a day to day basis and deal with it appropriately. "Experience counts on a motorcycle!" Thanks for the write up. Cheers.