One saturday morning I took a shit in my workmates toolbox cos he was really pissing me off!!!
And waddya know he shut the fuck up real quick!![]()
One saturday morning I took a shit in my workmates toolbox cos he was really pissing me off!!!
And waddya know he shut the fuck up real quick!![]()
NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
watched paint dry![]()
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Saw a fire on a nearby hill, and got dressed up in clown costumes with a friend and went and mingled with the firefighters.
ummm, damp cloth usually does the trick. If not use a bit of saliva.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Stitched some Germans up one time. Decided to give them the kiwi experiance one time. All very merry, gave the guys mullets and eveyone stubbies, wife beater singlets, gumboots and swappa bottles. Then went and caught a few sheep. Took a pile of pictures of these german guys and girls hugging these sheep,then emailed them to their parents in Germany. Best bit was I is sober holding the camera.
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"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
March 1989; married the ex.
Didn't think that through at all!
I must have misunderstood the definition of the word random. Everyone else has had a lot of spontaneous moments but they lack that element of chance that makes them random.
The most random thing I did was sending 100 copies of my cv with covering letters to companies in London.
I had just given up my job and life in Scotland to take up an offer of working as a musician. Production company went bust 3 days before rehearsals were due to start. I was up to my eyes in debt with no income and no place to live.
So yes, random, I threw my future on the sword of chance.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
I shaved all my hair off and dyed it green once.....
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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