Getting your knob checked

[imdying]

Buy my calculations....if that were the case, then there would be 6 threads to view.....maths was never my strongest subject but i think im pretty close with the estimated equational outcome....

Hmmm, do you take credit card?

[scracha]

The reality is, that if you're sticking your knob somewhere or in someone that you suspect aint that clean then you need your head as much as your knob checked!

Well I was young and drunk...anyway...she smelled clean

It's the ones who cross their fingers and don't get their knob checked that need their head checked.

[peasea]

I thought it was possible to get rid of any (and all) STD's, including AIDS, by bonking a virgin.

Is this not true?

If it's not we need to tell one or two African dudes.

[scracha]

Elvis has left the hospital building

[Hillbilly]

The "umbrella" statement is true, and very painful. The doctor normally distracts you with some polite conversation before rapildly extracting the swab. It only looks like a cotton bud. However, that's only if you ahve a discharge, and for other STDs, a blood test will do. BTW, HepB is classified as an STD.

[sAsLEX]

The reality is, that if you're sticking your knob somewhere or in someone that you suspect aint that clean then you need your head as much as your knob checked!

I have heard of a method when the other person is highly suspect of carrying things you don't want.

Place one condom on.
Put a little deep heat or similar over it.
Cover with another condom.

Now you know when she feels the deep heat the first joey has broken and its time to get out of dodge.....

[Indiana_Jones]

For the love of God (and all his little angels) it's STD not STI, people!

-Indy

[peasea]

I have heard of a method when the other person is highly suspect of carrying things you don't want.

Place one condom on.
Put a little deep heat or similar over it.
Cover with another condom.

Now you know when she feels the deep heat the first joey has broken and its time to get out of dodge.....

Men can be such pigs.

[MSTRS:Me]

For the love of God (and all his little angels) it's STD not STI, people!

-Indy

Sexually Transmitted Infection (previously Disease). Changed to STI to avoid confusion for Subscriber Trunk Dialling (making a tollcall without using an operator ie dialling straight through)

[Indiana_Jones]

Sexually Transmitted Infection (previously Disease). Changed to STI to avoid confusion for Subscriber Trunk Dialling (making a tollcall without using an operator ie dialling straight through)

I know it's been changed, but I don't accept the new term.

-Indy

[MSTRS:Me]

I know it's been changed, but I don't accept the new term.

-Indy

Back to the treaty thread(s) for you then....along with all the other bods that want to live in yesterday

[Indiana_Jones]

Back to the treaty thread(s) for you then....along with all the other bods that want to live in yesterday

Fine!

I like STD, sounds more dirty

Why does it burn when I pee?

-Indy

[fireball]

The reality is, that if you're sticking your knob somewhere or in someone that you suspect aint that clean then you need your head as much as your knob checked!

and a refund

[scracha]

Why does it burn when I pee?
-Indy

"I'm peeing glass fragments Leonardo"

[ManDownUnder]

FFS... so much speculation and bog all facts

Two seconds on Google found this... (GASP)... facts!

http://www.sexfiles.co.nz/cond.html

Look 'em up, read ... whatever.
EOM