
Originally Posted by
arsnik
So much for KIWI life saving, by professional life savers.
When on holiday in NZ - Taranaki - Opunaki surfing at 10am. An old white woman (~30 years) dragged out a in rip on her plastic malibu, swell heading into rocks, rip going to australia, lots of LIFE SAVERS on the beach, on look out towers with binos, but all talking to hot women, or looking at woman. No one come out to get her when she was waving. I paddle across half the bay over into the channel and helped her stop PANICing whilst being sucked out and decided she wouldnt make the long paddle back round to shore. So told her to ditch her board jump on mine and Id try slow us down as we got slammed int othe rocks. Snapped my beautiful $900 fish. But she got out, cried for a few minutes, hubby came running around the coast. Took over. I left. Walking back to my campervan, Snapped board, THIRD ONE! I saw a life guard, talking to some horrid horse faced blonde in a bikini with no tits.
I asked him, Did you see that women? Him, Which one?
The one being sucked out the channel down there. Him, Yep saw her, haha, old people trying to surf eh
Is your boat not going? Him, Nah she goes mate, been out this morning at dawn. Got a few incase it breaks down.
Were you about to do anything about the woman you had seen, thats now traumatised with broken bones and full of salt water?Him, Look, I dont start til 12, piss off.
The rage came on quicker than electricity, I fought it for a second, then let it get to me, embraced it, and let a few fists loose.
KIWI LIFE SAVERS. WHAT A JOKE. HE WAS ONE OF 9 COUNTED PRESENT AT 11.50AM
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