i'm not likely to last long; i refuse to suck up to anyone regardless of their perceptions of their own power or importance
i tell it as i see it and bugger the whiners
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
a whining copper doesn't like the truth
tuff shit
Anyone recall Monty Python's Lumberjack Song? I think I found the correct lyrics.
Oh, I'm a commissioner, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a commissioner, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I shoot down folk, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-tree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Constables: He shoots down folk, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-tree.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
I shoot down folk, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Constables: He shoots down folk, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I shoot down folk, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
Constables: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
CHORUS
All: He's a commissioner, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)
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