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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Of course. The best twat is a dead twat.
    Well I guess it is good to be good at something rather than nothing at all eh?

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    i'm not likely to last long; i refuse to suck up to anyone regardless of their perceptions of their own power or importance

    i tell it as i see it and bugger the whiners

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    i'm not likely to last long; i refuse to suck up to anyone regardless of their perceptions of their own power or importance

    i tell it as i see it and bugger the whiners
    I can think of more productive pursuits than buggering whiners or indulging in fellatio with self-important people. But I otherwise largely concur with your sentiments.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    Friggin Pigs!
    The punishment for bad driving is death by cop, the punishment for vandalism is death by cop............looks like the fukkin cops have been paying too much attention to yanks and their murderous cops!

    Cops investigated by cops? what bullshit! They are there to serve the people of NZ not themselves and without a completely independent police complaints authority; there will nevcer be any answerability for crimes committed by cops.
    Now there's a (un)balanced opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    i'm not likely to last long; i refuse to suck up to anyone regardless of their perceptions of their own power or importance

    i tell it as i see it and bugger the whiners
    Me too.

    Fuck off, wanker.
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    a whining copper doesn't like the truth

    tuff shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    Friggin Pigs!
    The punishment for bad driving is death by cop, the punishment for vandalism is death by cop............looks like the fukkin cops have been paying too much attention to yanks and their murderous cops!
    PUT THE HAMMER DOWN!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Of course. The best twat is a dead twat.



    Fuck where you been man? Fucking the ghouls.

    I prefer a pulsating one.

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    Free Scott Watson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Fuck where you been man? Fucking the ghouls.

    I prefer a pulsating one.

    Skyryder
    Necrophillia is dead boring
    "When you think of it,

    Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Merde View Post
    Necrophillia is dead boring
    Incest is relatively boring.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Incest is relatively boring.
    A new one for me
    "When you think of it,

    Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    a whining copper doesn't like the truth

    tuff shit

    The police are our friends. We should respect them and all they stand for. They are above reproach, bribery, drug taking and deviant sexual behaviour.

    Oh, hang on...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Me too.

    Fuck off, wanker.
    Don't mince your words SD, tell him how you REALLY feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Incest is relatively boring.
    Does that mean beastiality is furballing?

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    Anyone recall Monty Python's Lumberjack Song? I think I found the correct lyrics.

    Oh, I'm a commissioner, and I'm okay,
    I sleep all night and I work all day.

    CHORUS: He's a commissioner, and he's okay,
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    I shoot down folk, I eat my lunch,
    I go to the lava-tree.
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
    And have buttered scones for tea.

    Constables: He shoots down folk, he eats his lunch,
    He goes to the lava-tree.
    On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
    And has buttered scones for tea.

    CHORUS

    I shoot down folk, I skip and jump,
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing,
    And hang around in bars.

    Constables: He shoots down folk, he skips and jumps,
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women's clothing
    And hangs around.... In bars???????

    CHORUS

    I shoot down folk, I wear high heels,
    Suspenders and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie
    Just like my dear papa.

    Constables: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
    Suspenders?? and a .... a Bra????
    (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
    And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

    CHORUS

    All: He's a commissioner, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

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