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Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
lol... its a very serious problem.... it's what caused me to become a woman... ... ... ^_^
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
When I was in hospital for my ingrown toenail operation, one of the young guys in the same ward was there because of testicular torsion - from over-energetic dancing at a party, I recall.
He was taking it all quite well, though, still had his sense of humour - when I asked him what he was in for he said "I got my balls in a twist".
So, next time someone advises you not to get your balls in a twist, it may be because they're concerned for your safety.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
rofl.... "over-energetic dancing"
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
Yeah, apparently he was enjoying the party, dancing like a dervish then twisted his body as part of his mean moves and "YEOUCH!"
They shaved him to prep him for the op, the nurse came in and said "How are you this morning? All bright-eyed and bushy-tailed?" and he replied "Not bushy-tailed any longer."
I understand that, despite what his humour and flippant comments might suggest, he was in quite a bit of pain because of it.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Hahahahaha, watch their eyes.
And the over energetic dancing, poor bastard, going to a happy place then the world comes crashing down on him.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
While I'm extremely grateful to have seen this, I can't help but wonder what you were searching for when you found it..
My signature is cooler than yours.
Haha i thought i had torsion once. Spent like $100 going to the A&E after hours to get it checked. Luckily it wasn't. Scary stuff thou, thought i was gonna loose my nut![]()
This thread makes me glad I'm of the female kind...
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
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