View Poll Results: What do you think, rape or a cover up for an affair?

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  • He did the dirty deed and deserves to get locked up

    2 4.26%
  • She is covering up an affair because hubby walked in and questioned her

    24 51.06%
  • I have no idea

    10 21.28%
  • Toaster, go do something productive you fat bastard

    20 42.55%
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Thread: So was it rape or just a convenient excuse for doing the boarder?

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    Its not rape its suprise sex

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    It's such a messy situation

    Should I add dots?
    Yes, dots, lots of them......
    .....here we go...
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    OK, who spotted the semi-colon then?

    Supply your PIN number now and recieve a free prize for spotting.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Me too - it's the missing third tit that would give them away!!
    Ah yes.... Southland girls.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by slopster View Post
    Its not rape its suprise sex
    I'd love to see the judge's face when that defence is given!

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    Ramadan? Holy month? Fasting during Ramadan? Geez, I hope she didn't break Muslim law by feasting on a juicy Malaysian Meatstick !!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post


    My initial impression was absolutely that the poor boarder is getting figuratively shafted after giving the landlord's missus a more literal seeing to on request!

    I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time it's happened in history, either.

    Surely hubby doesn't really think it's rape, but it's a great way of getting back at the dude that's doing your woman, wouldn't you say? I'm sure that the tart in question will be quietly sent packing once the relevant court case is over and done with.
    Yeah, those boarders are dodgy characters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    I'd love to see the judge's face when that defence is given!

    I remember something similar years ago in Rotorua...a 'person i knew' went to a party and scored with a female, they went to her room (party was her parents house, parents were away) and her older sister walked in on them. All hell broke loose cos this female was 15/16 yrs old and Derek was in his late 30's. They laid a rape charge against him fearing the Parents would find out, he appeared in court and she turned up in her School uniform and pigtails, Derek was gobsmacked cos she looked her age...then! at the party she was all leathered up, drinking and up for the root...funny how things work out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Yeah, those boarders are dodgy characters
    I find anyone else in my bed, dude, I'm fully turning the light on and checking before getting in and proceeding...
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I find anyone else in my bed, dude, I'm fully turning the light on and checking before getting in and proceeding...
    I thought you kept the light on anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    I thought you kept the light on anyway
    I do eventually turn it off and go to sleep. I thought you would have noticed that the noises don't continue all night...
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I do eventually turn it off and go to sleep. I thought you would have noticed that the noises don't continue all night...
    Thankfully with daylight saving that is a blessing!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Thankfully with daylight saving that is a blessing!!!!!
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
    - mikey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Thankfully with daylight saving that is a blessing!!!!!
    Might want to invest in some Plugs for lugs this weekend dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    Might want to invest in some Plugs for lugs this weekend dude
    So it is not you he tapes up then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Thankfully with daylight saving that is a blessing!!!!!

    Our place is quiet this weekend mainly if you need a bolt hole!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    Might want to invest in some Plugs for lugs this weekend dude

    Ewwwwwwww, grubby gal
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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