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    The most romantic thing a man can say a woman is......

    Gotta go. Finish yourself off.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    It was surprisingly quiet at the weekend.......I will put you down for a vibrator for Christmas eh
    Better take Dan shopping with you as he knows what I like

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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    1. Men aren't irresistible and not all women are desperate for sex. Good lovemaking starts long before you reach the bedroom, so before any date, have a bath. Everyone smells: some women like the smell of male sweat, others don't, but no one likes the smell of stale sweat. Watching steaming movies can help things along.
    ...

    3. Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn't make you a stud muffin. It does make her numb and sore.

    4. ...Nakedness increases that vulnerability, so be sensitive to her insecurities and, if you think that your partner looks great, for God's sake tell her.

    5. ...Going straight to the erogenous zones is the equivalent of fast forward. Men who focus on left breast, right breast, genitals, reduce their partner to a set of body parts. LOL!!!

    6. Be polite. Never nudge your partner's head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don't thrust into your partner's mouth, don't hold the side of her head - and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come. With regard to orgasm, always operate a ladies-first policy.

    7. Make certain that your partner knows how attractive you find her by paying as much attention to kissing her, complimenting her and generally spoiling her. Don't neglect the breasts and other erogenous zones.

    8. Though clitoral orgasm is easy to achieve, most women want to experience penetrative orgasm. Intercourse is the ultimate connection between man and woman and the sensation of fullness that it creates is intensely pleasurable.

    9. Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.

    10. Put a little X in your sex. Watching steamy movies with your partner will increase the chance of some how's-your-father.
    Really good stuff Linnuxrunner!! Good on ya for having find that
    Just add some bold on important points that every lover should have read lol!
    ...but i guess the most important is just ENJOY

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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    Teeth brushed, condom on, socks off? The London Times has revealed a list of top ten sex tips for men.

    1. Men aren't irresistible and not all women are desperate for sex. Good lovemaking starts long before you reach the bedroom, so before any date, have a bath. Everyone smells: some women like the smell of male sweat, others don't, but no one likes the smell of stale sweat. Watching steaming movies can help things along.

    2. Sexual gymnastics are often distracting. Chopping and changing positions and techniques can make a woman's sexual excitement plummet.

    3. Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn't make you a stud muffin. It does make her numb and sore.

    4. Don't assume your partner is comfortable in her own skin. A survey of 3,500 British women, by the bathroom equipment company SHUC, found that one woman in ten feels so embarrassed about her body that she turns the lights out before taking off her clothes. The average woman still spends a lot of time every day beating herself up about her weight and looks. Nakedness increases that vulnerability, so be sensitive to her insecurities and, if you think that your partner looks great, for God's sake tell her.

    5. There's more to sex than pushing the right button. Men have discovered that the key to female orgasm is clitoral stimulation, and many now rub the lamp rather than poking around inside it. The upside is that women are climaxing more often but the increase in emphasis on genital manipulation has made for some very mechanical sex. Going straight to the erogenous zones is the equivalent of fast forward. Men who focus on left breast, right breast, genitals, reduce their partner to a set of body parts.

    6. Be polite. Never nudge your partner's head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don't thrust into your partner's mouth, don't hold the side of her head - and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come. With regard to orgasm, always operate a ladies-first policy.

    7. Make certain that your partner knows how attractive you find her by paying as much attention to kissing her, complimenting her and generally spoiling her. Don't neglect the breasts and other erogenous zones.

    8. Though clitoral orgasm is easy to achieve, most women want to experience penetrative orgasm. Intercourse is the ultimate connection between man and woman and the sensation of fullness that it creates is intensely pleasurable.

    9. Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.

    10. Put a little X in your sex. Watching steamy movies with your partner will increase the chance of some how's-your-father.

    Source: Times Online
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle1937394.ece

    - Oct 3, 2007
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    I prefer 6 and 9 meself!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    Better take Dan shopping with you as he knows what I like
    Yeah but the whole idea of a present is that it is a surprise and with his Lesbian fetish he may be thinking of himself........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Yeah but the whole idea of a present is that it is a surprise and with his Lesbian fetish he may be thinking of himself........
    One time only pass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    One time only pass
    Return tickets are more expensive eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Return tickets are more expensive eh?
    Exactly!!!!

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    Heh. I googled "sex tips for women" to see what was out there.

    So much drivel.

    I realise it's very politically incorrect to say so, but in my view, the main problem with most sexually dysfunctional people has nothing to do with the details of how they rub, prod or tweak their partner, and everything to do with what goes on inside their own head.

    People who are comfortable with and enjoy their own sexuality, in my experience, tend to be the ones who give pleasure to others.

    People who are uptight about it, have no idea how to look after themselves, and generally are completely fucked up on the subject, make dreadful partners, no matter how much effort they put into the aforementioned rubbing, prodding and tweaking.

    It's all about what goes on behind the eyes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Return tickets are more expensive eh?
    Just for that, I'm not folding your undies for you this morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xile View Post
    ...but i guess the most important is just ENJOY
    Exactly!!!!

    Life can get so complicated sometime, the last thign you want to do is not being able to enjoy that particular sweet release!

    "you & me baby, ain't nothing but mammals..." sing it with me...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Just for that, I'm not folding your undies for you this morning.
    That's fine cause it may stop you wearing them..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    "you & me baby, ain't nothing but mammals..."
    I would never have guessed you took that approach to sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I would never have guessed you took that approach to sex.
    Ain't nothing wrong with doggy style!....is there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Ain't nothing wrong with doggy style!
    I don't like it.
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