Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
The sage speaks... Through experience and repentance the truth of being is "No Doggy-style! kthxbai"Originally Posted by jrandom
If not doing the doggy works for you no worries, just don't tell the rest of us that we're wrong. It's not like we're forcing anyone here...
And seeing that you're already 87 days behind on the life experience record I doubt pulling out the besserweizer card is credible.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Hardcore Biker
lol good pointIt's only an issue if you're all crank, and no shaft!
e mare libertas
... and yet, regardless of my intelligence, pedophiles still defend their behaviour by saying that it's OK to be different, which just goes to show that that statement justifies nothing in and of itself.
My thesis remains the same; the attraction of doggy style sex is psychological, not physical, and it tends to be the choice of those afflicted with selfishness or self-loathing.
I don't condemn; I merely observe.
Doggy style sex is neither new nor different. It's just impersonal, and the sexual position of choice for the fucked up.
That doesn't mean healthy individuals like yourself can't enjoy it for all sorts of different reasons, of course.
I find it fascinating that my observation that doggy style tends to be favoured by those with 'issues' is drawing such defensive responses.
Gosh, imagine what I could achieve if I was trolling, eh?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
e mare libertas
Ah, the prickings of an overly-extrapolating conscience. There's no condemnation here, old bean.
In any case, our take on the matter isn't particularly valid, one way or the other. We're guys. We don't have sexual issues. That's female territory. All we can do is gather empirical data and develop hypotheses about what goes on in those odd, alien minds of theirs.
Maybe if I worried less about that, I could be more like you, and enjoy the simple pleasures of bitten pillows and a proffered arse being waved under my nose.
There you go, Mrs 007; that's how one offers a truly unanswerable argument.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
I then present an anti-thesis that I enjoy doggy-style because of the physical stimuli of my penis that it provides. The fact that I can engage in intercourse while using my full weight to apply tension on my calves additionally increases my physical response. My second reason for said position would be aestetics since I do rather enjoy watching the curves of a nice ass and back.
I do have to concur that I am selfish - however I do have it on good authority that my partners have enjoyed the selfsame position. And neither did these women ever strike me as being self-loathing.
From these thesis and anti-thesis I think we can arrive at a synthesis that while different people obviously have different tastes, you have a penchant for generalisation which some in the audience finds unwarranted.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
87 days of enjoying that is quite well worth it I must say
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
e mare libertas
Ah, that's more like it.
Oddly enough, I find it less stimulating. That could be because I have an unusually small member.
Damn, I just gave the game away, didn't I?
Indeed! I seek to classify, compartmentalise, and dismiss.
Perhaps I should expand my hypothesis. You undoubtedly have good reasons for enjoying doggin' it up. Perhaps I should stipulate that the positition tends to be initiated and enjoyed by:
A. Men who like looking at backs and arses; and
B. Women who like having their face in a cushion and their backside in the air, with a pair of nadgers slapping against their clitoris.
All it takes, of course, is a reasonably compliant partner for either.
The justification for case A seems pretty obvious. Case B... hmmm.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Rest In Peace
I then present an anti-thesis that I enjoy doggy-style because of the physical stimuli of my penis that it provides. The fact that I can engage in intercourse while using my full weight to apply tension on my calves additionally increases my physical response. My second reason for said position would be aestetics since I do rather enjoy watching the curves of a nice ass and back.
I do have to concur that I am selfish - however I do have it on good authority that my partners have enjoyed the selfsame position. And neither did these women ever strike me as being self-loathing.
From these thesis and anti-thesis I think we can arrive at a synthesis that while different people obviously have different tastes, you have a penchant for generalisation which some in the audience finds unwarranted.
WOW!!!! It's like....you're in my head...Except about the penis thing of course...
e mare libertas
Oi, where's my applause gallery?
Goddammit, a knight in shining armour is supposed to have a lady proffering favours when he goes into battle.
Maybe I don't polish my helmet enough...
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Rest In Peace
No, no , and no...Once again, over generalising and being very prejudiced in the process without leaving any room for open mindedness.
Sorry, but I find this quite disappointing from you Dan. I'd gladly agree to disagree if I didn't know from experience that your theory is unfair and misguided.
Ever heard of the G spot or are you one of those who believe it to be a well made up legend?
Funnily enough, some women get more stimulation of the said G spot when penetrated from behind, or sometimes from the side, ...and trust me, the whole nadgers on the clitoris thing is quite inefectual excitement wise...
I am not denying that a factor of mental stimulation is part of the attraction for a lot of people (male or female), but it is not always the horrible disgusting and selfish thing you make it out to be.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
I wouldn't know...
My balls are so big my ballsacs don't slap anywhere...Perhaps I should expand my hypothesis. You undoubtedly have good reasons for enjoying doggin' it up. Perhaps I should stipulate that the positition tends to be initiated and enjoyed by:
A. Men who like looking at backs and arses; and
B. Women who like having their face in a cushion and their backside in the air, with a pair of nadgers slapping against their clitoris.
All it takes, of course, is a reasonably compliant partner for either.
The justification for case A seems pretty obvious. Case B... hmmm.(or maybe I just have small balls, dunno which - again
)
You missed C. People who are dirty dogs (all of the above).
Why's B so hard to understand btw? I mean, personally I kinda enjoy lying back letting her have her way with me going full out. Why would it be any different for a woman?
By standing on your knees/feet you have much better motion control of your stroke and momentum - plus you have your hands free to do other stuff like drinking beer, phoning your mates to brag or fiddle around with some of her soft bits...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
e mare libertas
Ahhhh, yes, that does seem to get them going...
Precisely the point I was making.
Not always? Did you just imply that it sometimes is?
My dear, no sexual activity is, in itself, horrible, disgusting, or selfish. But certain patterns of behaviour emerge from people who are that way.
As I pointed out originally, once the number of women I meet who enjoy doggy style sex for simple and healthy reasons exceeds the number who enjoy it for dubious reasons, I will change my opinion.
And that opinion, of course, is not based on what they say. It's based on the fear and loneliness I see in their eyes, and the fragile shells of insincere behaviour that I see them hiding inside.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
e mare libertas
It shouldn't be, but so often it is...
If I had a Realdoll, I'd do it doggy style all the time, for precisely those reasons.
Which is, more or less, the point that I'm making.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
STEVE!
Does this just concern men? cos KB is full of dykes...
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
I'd like to recommend a superior product here... the inflatable sheep. This thing you can do "doggy style" almost anywhere and anyhow. Just be careful about applying the lubricant, it can become mightily slippery.
Oh, and make sure you get it in the right size - considering your above post.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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