Top ten sex tips for men

[007XX]

And that opinion, of course, is not based on what they say. It's based on the fear and loneliness I see in their eyes, and the fragile shells of insincere behaviour that I see them hiding inside.

Then I conclude by saying that you've been meeting the wrong people...But I will agree that a lot of women do things for the wrong reasons and those would outnumber the ones that do it for the right reasons, and happily so...

It's quite sad actually...

[jrandom]

This thing you can do "doggy style" almost anywhere...

Would that involve me running around and barking, and the inflatable sheep panicking and getting stuck in a wire fence?

[Mikkel]

Would that involve me running around and barking, and the inflatable sheep panicking and getting stuck in a wire fence?

I think you'd both get a bit shortwinded by using that technique.

Hmmm - what's best anyway:

Doing all the right things for the wrong reasons.

or

Doing all the wrong things for the right reasons.

?

[jrandom]

I will agree that a lot of women do things for the wrong reasons and those would outnumber the ones that do it for the right reasons, and happily so...

Then we are of one and the same mind.

Onward, then, to a life of happiness, sexual functionality and liberated kinkiness!

Now, a far more important question - why are most other lubes so noticeably inferior to Astroglide, and why has its NZ importer failed to keep the supply chain stocked?

[The Tazman]

common sense, I think...

The problem with common sense is that IT'S NOT THAT COMMON!!!!!!

I prefer 6 and 9 meself!!

Not a 68 then?? you go down on me and I'll owe you one!!!

[jrandom]

Doing all the right things for the wrong reasons.

or

Doing all the wrong things for the right reasons.

If you're going to force me into that fallacious dichotomy, then definitely the latter.

[007XX]

Oi, where's my applause gallery?

Goddammit, a knight in shining armour is supposed to have a lady proffering favours when he goes into battle.

Oh sweetness...I normally do applaude! Crap, you sneaky bugger, you got me feeling bad now...

[jrandom]

Crap, you sneaky bugger, you got me feeling bad now...

Putty in my hands, putty in my hands...

Now, fetchez la vache!

[007XX]

Then we are of one and the same mind.

Onward, then, to a life of happiness, sexual functionality and liberated kinkiness!

Now, a far more important question - why are most other lubes so noticeably inferior to Astroglide, and why has its NZ importer failed to keep the supply chain stocked?

I concur...

Now in regards to Astroglide...hmmmm, never actually used that one. But I'm not sure I want to know how good it is, if you're saying it's no longer being supplied!

[007XX]

Putty in my hands, putty in my hands...

Now, fetchez la vache!

Cheeky sod! You do realise this will cost you next time I see you right?

[jrandom]

I'm not sure I want to know how good it is, if you're saying it's no longer being supplied!

It's on order, apparently.

I remember it fondly as the brand of lube that an ex who shall remain nameless once added chilli oil to.



Women, eh? Gotta love 'em.

[jrandom]

Cheeky sod! You do realise this will cost you next time I see you right?

Run away! Run away!

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[007XX]

It's on order, apparently.

I remember it fondly as the brand of lube that an ex who shall remain nameless once added chilli oil to.



Women, eh? Gotta love 'em.

Ouch...vindictive!

Run away! Run away!

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one of my favourite...clip clop, clip clop

[Bren]

Bugger......Did I miss all them posts whhile I was at work...It is obvious looking through the pages that some of you peeps are real KB Addicts (nudge nudge wink wink eh 007XX....)

Anyways worth a good laugh after a hard day at work!

[BMW]

Nice- always put the women first! I do!