Whats wrong with being HAPPY ?????????????????? as grandma asked
Whats wrong with being HAPPY ?????????????????? as grandma asked
Who has the gayest wig?
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
What a lot of absolute rubbish. How can a machine be of any sex. I checked out both my bike and my scooter to see if I could find a penis or a set of tits - no luck.
Is there any point at all to this ridiculous thread?
Well, well, well.
I have a foot in both camps, does that make me Bi?
I ride a Hayabusa, but could not afford to do so with out my commuter scooter.
Truth be told I am more likely to lose my license or get killed on the scooter, and few "real" bikers can keep up with me on the scooter when we are both obeying speed limits.
I used to be a scooter snob, but after 3 months of scootering (2,500km's) I have saved the cost of the second hand scooter in fuel, half the cost in maintenace and it is more practical than riding a Hayabusa through 8kms of 50km zone.
Travel time is lower because you can split more easily and less prep before you go.
Going to West Auckland for physio on my back when i sprained it was more viable on the scooter, and 10 minutes quicker on the return.
Since the advent of the scooter I have better timing on the 'busa because you have to have excellent timing on the scooter to be in the right revs to make a hill stick with a 110cc two stroke hauling 150kgs up the hills on the way to and from work.
There are two statements that really come to mind everytime someone questions the manhood of the scooter:
Real men do not measure manhood in cc's.
Scooters are like fat chicks, just as much fun to ride until your mates find out.
some more pixs of gay scooters
just because I have them
There is nothing wrong with gay scooterists
Just as long as both chicks are hot
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