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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Hmm, that could be a plan.... Unfortunately theres quite a few patches on her and she is more ADHD than me so getting her to stay still might be a prob!

    I can just imagine the SPCA trying to take her of me for "abusing" her or something if it looks real bad!

    LOL my cat is pretty much bald all around his neck.. Have to cut knots out (he does get brushed but sometimes thats just not enough) The knots bunch up and go real tight to the point it will slowly pull the fur out from his skin.. In turn he ends up with bald patches.. Usually happens coming up to summer..

    Dishwashing liquid might help.. But you also run the risk of washing it in more.. Anything you do use make sure you rinse it REAL well eh.. Could easily make things worse..

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    maybe try a cat friendly shampoo first?? not sure it'd work on oil, but it's worth a shot to try and break it down..

    does kitty take kindly to baths? or is she an anti-bath kitty?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Hmm, that could be a plan.... Unfortunately theres quite a few patches on her and she is more ADHD than me so getting her to stay still might be a prob!

    I can just imagine the SPCA trying to take her of me for "abusing" her or something if it looks real bad!
    chuck her in the bath & give her a good clean with warm soapy water, make sure you have the bathroom door closed & your bike gloves on, leathers are optional
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    just use kerosene, remember to burn off any residue

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    LOL my cat is pretty much bald all around his neck.. Have to cut knots out (he does get brushed but sometimes thats just not enough) The knots bunch up and go real tight to the point it will slowly pull the fur out from his skin.. In turn he ends up with bald patches.. Usually happens coming up to summer..

    Dishwashing liquid might help.. But you also run the risk of washing it in more.. Anything you do use make sure you rinse it REAL well eh.. Could easily make things worse..
    the thing that has solved knots in the past for me is taking it to a groomer who shaved the whole cat (except the head and tail) which looked weird for a while, but when the fur grew back it didnt knot as much as it used to for some reason for pretty much the rest of his life!! it was weird...

    oh, another thing to help knots while brushing and without having to d a huge snip, there are groomers tool which you can get that have blade type things on them which you hook into the knots and cut them out as you brush...

    I dunno, it could be an idea to get one if you havnt got one already.
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    Cheers for the suggestions people! Just one thing, shes a DSH, will it hurt her if I cut to close to her skin?
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    You're going about it the wrong way. Die your pussy to match the patch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    the thing that has solved knots in the past for me is taking it to a groomer who shaved the whole cat (except the head and tail) which looked weird for a while, but when the fur grew back it didnt knot as much as it used to for some reason for pretty much the rest of his life!! it was weird...

    oh, another thing to help knots while brushing and without having to d a huge snip, there are groomers tool which you can get that have blade type things on them which you hook into the knots and cut them out as you brush...

    I dunno, it could be an idea to get one if you havnt got one already.
    We've talked about getting on seen as mum has a cat the same as mine, he has started to get the same problem. Its what you get with long haired cats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    You're going about it the wrong way. Die your pussy to match the patch.
    Heh!

    Or I could just cover her completely in oil! I have fully synthetic oil so she'll smell great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Cheers for the suggestions people! Just one thing, shes a DSH, will it hurt her if I cut to close to her skin?

    Be very gentle, if you cut her accidently she'll prolly never let you do it again. Cut as close as possible without running to much risk of cutting her skin. If theres anything left don't be too concerned so long as most of its gone. As it grows out you can deal with it then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    We've talked about getting on seen as mum has a cat the same as mine, he has started to get the same problem. Its what you get with long haired cats.
    yeah, long-haired cats are a bitch lol... that's why I stick to the hairless or DSH (black and white ofcourse) lolz...

    though I guess you sign up for the grooming when you get a long-haired pussy... heh...
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    1: Cover cat liberally with shampoo.
    2: Put cat in toilet.
    3: Close seat and lid.
    4: Sit on lid.
    5: Flush toilet.
    6: Ignore any strange noises (it means the cat is enjoying it).
    7: If in doubt, repeat steps #5 & 6.

    This procedure was reccommended to me by a dog and we all know that cats and dogs love each other.















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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Nothing wrong with a shaved pussy
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    Exactly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    1: Cover cat liberally with shampoo.
    2: Put cat in toilet.
    3: Close seat and lid.
    4: Sit on lid.
    5: Flush toilet.
    6: Ignore any strange noises (it means the cat is enjoying it).
    7: If in doubt, repeat steps #5 & 6.

    This procedure was reccommended to me by a dog and we all know that cats and dogs love each other.

    The best idea!!!!!!

    Or just shave ya pussy!
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