Eggs work well! Ever tried to clean one off a windscreen? Wipers won't do it - not easily at least... ...and if they can't see to drive - they can't chase ya!
Sometimes (if vehicle is oncoming) they WILL take out the windscreen too.
Biggest problem is carrying them where you can get at them - without them breaking...![]()
UKMC #64
Keep a spare sparkplug handy, they can be useful.
I like dragging people off while sitting on the bike real casually, sometimes with my hand rested on my thigh, looking like im bored and just not trying.
I've found the secret to piss these guys off big time. Next time one of these dicks cruise on up in the other lane looking for some action. Make out you want to take them on. Blip the throttle just to let them know you're interested, then when the lights change to green sit there. They take off with a roar and a hiss and when you catch up to them at the next set of lights flip up ya visor and all ya gotta say is one word......................"SUCKER."There is nothing that pisses these guys off more than racing on their own. Works a treat and with luck there may be a bonus like a cop sitting somewhere.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
I kinda assumed that we actually wanted them NOT to be angry - so yeah, excuse me if I won't exploit every opportunity I get to piss them off...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
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