Cops are legends!

[dpbrt]

Got up this afternoon, tripped over the pile of pizza boxes and beer cans from last week, jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.

Was thinking i shouldn't have had that xtra slice of pizza last night and was contemplating a smoke when I heard a noise, looking behind me i saw the dreaded red and blues.

Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.

Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.

Wow thanks nz police for showing me that a fat man on a tenspeed doing fifty five in his undies is just as important as a man on a vtr defiantly doing 80k's!

Cheers NZ Police you're the best!

[Clivoris]

I have no words. Welcome?

[paturoa]

jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.....fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone

you got a ticket for 55 on a pedly?

Surely your name was Disco Dan or Skiddy when the cop asked...

[Boob Johnson]

wtf lol!


ps: welcome to the site, great first post

[Chrislost]

are you foreal?
i shall think twice about wheeliengmy bmx past every cop i see from now onwards!

[dpbrt]

I have no words. Welcome?

Cheers for the welcome! but i have to say you've opened yourself up for this one:

he he! you just admitted in public to a fat man on a tenspeed in his undies rendering you speechless!

any other takers

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

down hill tail wind and turbo boost farts ???

I guess the only way you would know you are doing 55 on a 10speed is that you are passing cages that are doing 50... (yeah right more likely they were doing 60k) unless you had a speedo and they aren't your pants kind of speedos

[dpbrt]

wtf lol!


ps: welcome to the site, great first post

lol thanks boobs!

[Clivoris]

Cheers for the welcome! but i have to say you've opened yourself up for this one:

he he! you just admitted in public to a fat man on a tenspeed in his undies rendering you speechless!

any other takers

I'm often caught without words when aroused. I'm far too visual for my own good

[dpbrt]

down hill tail wind and turbo boost farts ???

I guess the only way you would know you are doing 55 on a 10speed is that you are passing cages that are doing 50... (yeah right more likely they were doing 60k) unless you had a speedo and they aren't your pants kind of speedos

Oh come on! be fair i got one of them thar fancy computer gadget thingee's that straps onto the handlebars and tells me i'm goin too fast.

actually what is the fine for doing a wheelie in heavy traffic on a bmx? *thinks thoughtfully* i'll get back to you on that one

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

I'm often caught without words when aroused. I'm far too visual for my own good

errr you were aroused by....







Rocks back and forth
Happy place... happy place

[Macktheknife]

That is one of the funniest things I have read in ages!
Brilliant, bling sent, well done.
Oh and welcome to KB, you are going to fit in real well here! lol

[Defiant]

Ah ha! so it was YOU that flew past me whilst i was gettin' booked.....Ahahaha...the coppa' said he get you later...........

Welcome to KB......nice first thread.....

PS: damn i could have done without that pic in my head though.....LOL.....

[Bren]

10 speed...fat man...in undies...WELCOME...another weirdo in our midst, like we dont have a shortage....

LOL welcome and good post!

[bandit_girl]

Got up this afternoon, tripped over the pile of pizza boxes and beer cans from last week, jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.

Was thinking i shouldn't have had that xtra slice of pizza last night and was contemplating a smoke when I heard a noise, looking behind me i saw the dreaded red and blues.

Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.

Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.

Wow thanks nz police for showing me that a fat man on a tenspeed doing fifty five in his undies is just as important as a man on a vtr defiantly doing 80k's!

Cheers NZ Police you're the best!

You've certainly made an impression for your first post.
To visualize you on a ten speed without your pants is something that will scar me for life.lol
"A fat man on a ten speed is like a walker with training wheels".