haha chocky fish for ya dude! but i have been warned about riding my bike in me undiesOriginally Posted by katman
L-Plate Rider
haha chocky fish for ya dude! but i have been warned about riding my bike in me undies
L-Plate Rider
Had at least half a bag i'd say, hmm i think they might have been spicy tomato
Forum whore
Yeah, clearly it doesn't take a lot of brains to ride a motorcycle.
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
Shame it wasn't a speed camera, so we could all enjoy the photo!Cheers for the welcome! but i have to say you've opened yourself up for this one:
he he! you just admitted in public to a fat man on a tenspeed in his undies rendering you speechless!
any other takers
Moped rider
Hahahaha it took awhile for most of them....i picked up on it as soon as i read the DEFIANTLY part......HAHAHAHAHA>.........good piss take DPBRT....
I rode to a friends house in the rain, he asked me if times were that tough, I said you wouldnt understand and if you did understand you would not have asked me that.....a ride is a ride....
Forum whore
Perhaps we should spell it out for them Defiant - (or should I say dpbrt?).
L-Plate Rider
Brains, i did have one of those once, couldn't figure out how to work it tho' so i stuck it under one of the kitchen table legs.
speed camera photo now there's an idea! psst!
Moped rider
??????????
I rode to a friends house in the rain, he asked me if times were that tough, I said you wouldnt understand and if you did understand you would not have asked me that.....a ride is a ride....
L-Plate Rider
Lol you're on the right track katman, but i'm not defiant. I'm his brother.
*cue soap opera dramatic scene music*
Defiant and Bandit girl talk about this site all the time so i thought i'd jump on and check it out.
I'm still saving for a bike but i do happen to be pretty handy with a camera, so anyone in auckland wanting a decent piccie of their bike and wanting to contribute to the cause, drop me a line.
Last edited by dpbrt; 9th November 2007 at 21:08. Reason: typo
Loud and Uncouth
I passed a big turd once and that made me grunt a bit so I expect passing a guy would REALLY make your eyes water eh???
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Dirtbike Illuminati
Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Actually, you're wrong. Most of them are lying, trigger-happy bullies.Got up this afternoon, tripped over the pile of pizza boxes and beer cans from last week, jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.
Was thinking i shouldn't have had that xtra slice of pizza last night and was contemplating a smoke when I heard a noise, looking behind me i saw the dreaded red and blues.
Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.
Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.
Wow thanks nz police for showing me that a fat man on a tenspeed doing fifty five in his undies is just as important as a man on a vtr defiantly doing 80k's!
Cheers NZ Police you're the best!
And that's a fact.
Just ask Mr Iti.
Loud and Uncouth
Wotchoo talking 'bout Willis - nobody's shot Mr Iti have they??
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
So you only glanced over huh!Oh thanks very much guys. For about a year I've been trying to forget the image I saw of an exessively fat assed guy cycling down the road, not in undies ... but in very overstressed bike pants. (They were so stretched you could actually see his ass crack through them). Over the past year I had succeeded in getting the memory down to a vague blurry image but now it's all flooding back in all it's horror.I feel therapy coming on....
On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!
'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '
National Spelling Chimp 2007
Plump chaps in lycra on bicycles look like coloured condoms stuffed with potatoes merrily wheeling down the road . . .
However, for the plumpishly inclined, a bike is a great idea. Means you can allow yourself an extra pizza for the effort of cycling down to Pizza Hut. Plus the return trip merits an extra ration of the beverage of your choice.
Welcome to the site!
Pics of said undies, please. Bet they were frilly pink ones and you were supposed to be in a standard regulation black g that morning.So of course you got a ticket, you silly man.
Illuc ivi, illud feci.
Buggrim, Buggrit.
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