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Thread: Honda Plainclothes gets GiJoe1313 and Xerxesdaphat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    And there was me thinking you'd been trying to get a ticket just to prove it can go that fast!
    Do I hear Hotel California playing in the background?

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    Green bling bling for you Xerxes. Great story.
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    Great story mate, gotta love the fact that you hid to let G I Joe take a rap...funny thing is I would do the same

    Funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis management View Post
    Do I hear Hotel California playing in the background?
    Oh I think any thread suggesting that either gijoe1313 or Xerxesdaphat got pinged by a copper would draw anyone back. Those 2 speeding? Not even a crocodile could swallow that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Oh I think any thread suggesting that either gijoe1313 or Xerxesdaphat got pinged by a copper would draw anyone back. Those 2 speeding? Not even a crocodile could swallow that!
    Hey that's not fair. I beat a 50cc Vespa off the lights this evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Hey that's not fair. I beat a 50cc Vespa off the lights this evening.
    Ach ye know I'm just jesting widya! How's yer trumpet playing?

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    What literally got off your bike and beat him? That's just mean.
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    Bahahahahha good write up, lol honda drivers!

    Oh wait I own two hondas
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Ach ye know I'm just jesting widya! How's yer trumpet playing?
    My lips are as saggy and numb as your grandfather's grandmother's tits. It doesn't take very long, does it?
    Quote Originally Posted by darkwolf View Post
    What literally got off your bike and beat him? That's just mean.
    I should've. Queer little Ponsonby boys with their Davida lids and Burberry scarves. They do make a good soy lattι though

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    Brilliant story! Unfortunately I've run out of bling to give you
    But reading that really has been one of the highlights of my day. (yeah I've had a very boring day)
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Oh I think any thread suggesting that either gijoe1313 or Xerxesdaphat got pinged by a copper would draw anyone back. Those 2 speeding? Not even a crocodile could swallow that!
    Just cause I ride like a nana ... and ... to be honest, I didn't think it was a copper in the first place My first thought was "oh lord, they're here to tell me that Xerxes gone and binned it"

    I think even more strange is that it's attracted a Scotsman out of hiding in the deep south, where even I cannot hear the rumble of the Duchess!

    so, Xerxes, when you going to shoehorn in a larger cc single thumper into Natalie?
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    one question--what on earth made you think any copper would be seen dead in a grey hoinda CIVIC????
    And--youmeantallthis happened at 9.50pm diddnt ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    one question--what on earth made you think any copper would be seen dead in a grey hoinda CIVIC????
    And--youmeantallthis happened at 9.50pm diddnt ya?
    Aye, therein lies the rub, noobie noob Xerxes couldn't tell the difference, the padawan has a lot to learn Master Jedi Frosty! As for me, I ride like a nana...
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    Mwahahaha, you paranoid geek xerxes!!

    Bloody good laugh dude!
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    Bwahahahaha, know exactly how you felt man!

    That bloody GIJoe aye, he's trouble!
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