newbie since August 2004....
VTR250 (retired) / SV650S (Fw:Keystone19) / GSXR750(given up) / CB400(traded for 919) / CB900 Hornet / CBR954 (traded) / CBR1100XX (sold) / TuonoR (sold) / CB900 Hornet / NC700X / MTS1200 / XR250
I'm not paranoid! I know for a fact GiJoe1313 and I are two of the most wanted motorcycle criminals in all of NZ!
Him for his ludicrously crass and vulgar red camo gear -- me for my non-standard headlight, and once in December last year I rode on the footpath outside Mt Eden shops.
ATT MR MOTORCYCLIST-- thanks to 125 amend b section c5 of the motorcycle crimes act 2007 you are being sent an infringement notice for failing to assist a fellow biker. you could send in an apeal letter but we will just pin it on the bullitin board and throw darts at it for being pathetic
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
Very funny story...priceless, actually!
For everything else there is Mastercard!![]()
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
I'm the pol-ice reading this now. I've got you - quick - RUN!
Motorcycle songlist:
Best blast soundtrack:Born to be wild (Steppenwolf)
Best sunny ride: Runnin' down a dream (Tom Petty)
Don't want to hear ...: Slip, slidin' away, Caught by the Fuzz or Bam Thwok!(Paul Simon/Supergrass/The Pixies)
I highly resemble that statement! I have you know I can be crassly ludicrous and vulgarily red all by myself!This coming from a wet-behind the ears whelp who acted more like a poultry fiend when a fellow biker was waiting up for him! The Honda fag car was just a bonus in the tale!
And yes, the reason why I pulled over was to wait for Xerxes ... who was busy laying a trail of eggs and feathers behind the Civic.
The fox has left the coop and it's no use crying over broken eggs now! A right feather in the young'uns cap and I'll thank the sticky beaks to stop pecking now... It's a fowl day when you can't count on the chickens in your basket! Tsk... it does make for a poultry tail indeed.![]()
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
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