View Poll Results: Masterbation Yes or No

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  • I have six fingers. I'm always at it

    28 38.36%

  • Never have never will. Where's the Tui's

    17 23.29%

  • I got caught. I now have erectile dysfunctional syndrom

    2 2.74%

  • I'm a girl. I can't.

    4 5.48%

  • (Wank wank money in the bank) I'm trying to make my first million

    18 24.66%

  • It's my way of reducing the Government's Domestic Purposes Benifit Bill

    11 15.07%

  • No. I'm scared of going blind or growing hair on the palms of my hands

    1 1.37%

  • I thought it was called fellatio

    4 5.48%

  • I don't have to. I'm a contortionist

    4 5.48%

  • I'm a prude and this should be in the PD thread

    6 8.22%
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  1. 16th November 2007, 21:41 #31
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    Loved the video, very funny
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  2. 16th November 2007, 22:15 #32
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    I like the way it makes me feel guilty,filthy,dirty and ashamed.
    but most of all I like the look on the faces of the other people waiting in line at the bank with me.
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  3. 16th November 2007, 23:37 #33
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  4. 17th November 2007, 08:48 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Ever wondered where 'The Stranger' got his name from?.....
    I had to get that one explained to me....cos Im too innocent to know these things...

    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    How is it that it says "Girls can't" to a question that says Masterbation yes or no? Of course girls can do that if they so wish.
    depends really, you know we can turn the simplest questions into a crisis.

    I cant vote theres no option for me
    And now my hand is sore....

    Pics cant get posted on ATNR thread from what I took this week, as the batteries mysteriously dissappeared...then went flat....
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
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  5. 17th November 2007, 13:46 #35
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    Isn't there already an All Blacks thread elsewhere on site?
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  6. 18th November 2007, 18:53 #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    Sit on your hands til they're numb . . . feels like someone else but they actually know which button to press - or so I've been told.
    I also heard that if you sit on your nob after a while it feels like someone elses
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  7. 18th November 2007, 19:02 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by westie View Post
    I also heard that if you sit on your nob after a while it feels like someone elses
    A concrete block on your hand will do it.
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  8. 18th November 2007, 19:03 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    A concrete block on your hand will do it.
    Huh????????
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  9. 18th November 2007, 19:07 #39
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  10. 18th November 2007, 19:18 #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    The last of the taboo subjects. But seen here first on KB.

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    Er...not quite..... http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8456/Mast.htm

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  11. 18th November 2007, 19:21 #41
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    er um yeah
    well here goes
    any single chicks out there wanting help ?????
    Any new age guy would help a chick in distress .....right
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  12. 18th November 2007, 22:23 #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by homer View Post
    er um yeah
    well here goes
    any single chicks out there wanting help ?????
    Any new age guy would help a chick in distress .....right
    they would probably offer this kind of assistance to a girl in datdress too.
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  13. 19th November 2007, 20:35 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    they would probably offer this kind of assistance to a girl in datdress too.
    Yeah think you d be right there to


    but any ways ...I was seroius
    Looks like a dead thread .......oh come on we all know you girls love it
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  14. 9th December 2007, 20:42 #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Ever wondered where 'The Stranger' got his name from?.....
    I'm still trying to figure that one out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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