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    Embarrassing!!!

    This arvo I took Mrs Lemure for a ride up SH1 to Wellsford, then back down SH16 home. Fantastic ride! Got home, and Mrs L told me she'd locked the house, and couldn't find the keys. Mmmmm. Here we were standing outside the house in riding gear, and me trying to think of a way to break into the house without causing much damage. Couldn't get thru this window with my gear on - obviously - so took it all off ... including my leather pants. Only jocks underneath, but half way thru the window I got stuck. Couldn't move. While calling for Mrs L to help, she walked into the room, smiled sweetly and said - "I got in honey". Apparently she HADN'T locked the door after all.
    Don't you go off some people!!!!!!!!!!
    And I had to get myself out of the window....

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    Too funny. Just imagine if neighbor had called the cops...
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    .........classic!!!!
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    There's never anyone around with a video camera when you need one!!!!

    I had to call Mrs. Edbear and show her this. After she had a laugh, I told her who Lemure was...
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    Fucking boxers eh!

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    hehe, that conjured up some very funny mental images. Lessons learned: 1. Even when you think you've locked the house you may not have, should always double check. 2. Put a spare house key in a pocket in your jacket or under the bike seat for such emergencies. 3. Always do as your mum taught you and wear clean undies!

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    One would assume that your career as a cat burglar has been cut short
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    Considering the boxer scenario, maybe should call yourself Demure instead of Lemure.

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    Bwahahahahaha, now I see why I always keep a spare house key in my wallet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoKuzzi View Post
    Considering the boxer scenario, maybe should call yourself Demure instead of Lemure.
    Hey - I'm an ol' fashioned kinda guy, they was Y-Fronts. But I get your drift...


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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Bwahahahahaha, now I see why I always keep a spare house key in my wallet.

    Must remember that. We've just been lazy with that particular common sense precaution...


    BTW did you know of a family called Lipsie down you way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    One would assume that your career as a cat burglar has been cut short
    Definitely! And there was almost something else cut short - got back out the window just in time.

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    Bloody classic stuff!

    Quote Originally Posted by lemure View Post
    This arvo I took Mrs Lemure for a ride up SH1 to Wellsford, then back down SH16 home. Fantastic ride! Got home, and Mrs L told me she'd locked the house, and couldn't find the keys. Mmmmm. Here we were standing outside the house in riding gear, and me trying to think of a way to break into the house without causing much damage. Couldn't get thru this window with my gear on - obviously - so took it all off ... including my leather pants. Only jocks underneath, but half way thru the window I got stuck. Couldn't move. While calling for Mrs L to help, she walked into the room, smiled sweetly and said - "I got in honey". Apparently she HADN'T locked the door after all.
    Don't you go off some people!!!!!!!!!!
    And I had to get myself out of the window....
    And some people say married life is boring!

    They also say conquers all!

    so I guess you are over it by now. Cheers John (and Mrs O/r too)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    hehe, that conjured up some very funny mental images. Lessons learned: 1. Even when you think you've locked the house you may not have, should always double check. 2. Put a spare house key in a pocket in your jacket or under the bike seat for such emergencies. 3. Always do as your mum taught you and wear clean undies!

    Yes Mrs K ... bit short of "forward thinking" on 1 and 2, but learned lesson 3 long ago, they were immaculately clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    There's never anyone around with a video camera when you need one!!!!

    I had to call Mrs. Edbear and show her this. After she had a laugh, I told her who Lemure was...
    You so-and-so, now she'll ask Mrs L what colour they were ...

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