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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    the results are meaningless, people who take dna tests on there kids have some susspsion that the kid is not thiers, so its not representive of the general population.
    They did this survey in the UK some years ago, using blood groups at hospitals as an anonymous test sample and got a similar 1 in 4 result. As it was done up north - Yorkshire or somewhere, the Southerners thought "typical bloody Geordies - shag anyone, anytime."
    Then they repeated the survey over several hospitals in the south and got very similar results !
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    Get snipped as soon as you can, and have plenty of crazy wild sex and the good knowledge that any pregnancy is likely to not be yours
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    How would you fare with that test Dan?
    Terribly; I'm a complete scoundrel.

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    Now here's a thought, is the general populations IQ level increasing, or decreasing because of this carry on?

    I mean on one side you have dumbass guys who are stupid enough to be with a woman thats a dirty slappa?

    Then on the other side you have the dirty slappa who thinks that the only person in this world that they think about is themselves?

    Then to add to the cocktail () you have another dumbass guy that doesn't know when to pull it out!!!

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    Contraception is the woman's responsibility. We've got enough on our plate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Contraception is the woman's responsibility. We've got enough on our plate.
    damn straight.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Contraception is the woman's responsibility. .
    And theres your problem. So I take it you won't be complaining when you get "that phone call" one day. lol
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    moral of the story guys? get tests done if you split with the missus you've got a 1:4 chance of not having to pay maintenance.

    that'll learn the bitch.

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    When I ended alone with my 4 boys...

    the last thing I wanted to do was to check if they were mine. I have taken care of all for all their life. They are my boys. I love them they love me. I am certain they are mine. All look the same, all have a special trait that comes from my part of the tree.

    But imagine if I had tested and found that one is not mine... I would never have been able to forget that. It would always have been there in the back of my mind.

    Nope. They do not deserve that none of them. And I love all 4 the same. I am unable to select a "favorite". Just does not work like that.

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    dont know if my kids are mine they are clever, smart, funny something i never was unless they take after my wife they may be the milkmans this is to of the little bustards with McDucks katana

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    An easy choice to make in the big UH bro, but not necessarily the best one.
    err scratch scratch.

    Sounds like you've got your head screwed on pretty straight. I know it's a bit macho bullshit but as the Southern man says "she's a hard row finding the perfect woman son"

    I suppose reading this thread that this is all just about trust.

    It's all good to think, it's your cock, so you have ultimate control over where it goes and what precautions you take with it, but that will only really protect the physical you. When you're involved in relationships it's more than just you you have to think about, trust becomes important in all facets of your life.

    The main thing I reckon at your age is to make sure you do the things you want to (without being a selfish prick) and if your girl is still by your side then
    Haha, well the girls here of decent quality aren't the promiscuous ones. And my girlfriend lives in Petone

    And haven't had to deal with any macho bullshit surprisingly. Most of my mates are the types to go for girlfriends too

    What's in my pants doesn't belong to me now apparently...

    I'm doing what I want to do largely. I've been pretty well brainwashed into not doing drugs so I've never tried and unlikely will, burning petrol on the open road is enough for me. And 3/4 of my riding is either heading to see the lass or with her on the back

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