Let me do it Merv, Ryan's one thumb typing method is very tedious.
Cowpoos used a word processor to replace "Chuck Norris" with "Cowpoos" in every Chuck Norris joke known to man. Which of course are largely re-worked John Wayne jokes.
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Let me do it Merv, Ryan's one thumb typing method is very tedious.
Cowpoos used a word processor to replace "Chuck Norris" with "Cowpoos" in every Chuck Norris joke known to man. Which of course are largely re-worked John Wayne jokes.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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Cowpoos can't use a word proccessor. let alone spell one?Originally Posted by Jim2
Easy Biker
... and there was me thinking there might have been something meaningful in there.
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Merv
Eyes that shine burning red
I was not really believing all that until I saw this line
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Cowpoos has a gixxer loaded with your name on it!I was not really believing all that until I saw this line
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Twins perhaps?Cowpoos is chuck norris
I guess not, that's too much awesome for only just one existance.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Rest In Peace
The awesomeness that is Cowpoos is not to be comprehended by mere mortals...It just is!!!
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
I was not trying to comprehend it - I was just airing the possibility that the presence of such awesome might cause the very reality to fold unto itself leaving only Cowpoos and Chuck standing in the middle of nowhere... again... and having to make a new Big Bang is likely to piss them off for another 4 billion years...The awesomeness that is Cowpoos is not to be comprehended by mere mortals...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
KB Chief Cat Herder
I thought this was something to do with the pink theme.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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Cowpoos crashed a gixxer so hard into Chuck Norris's face that his beard fist came out his arse. Chuck Norris now cleans Poo's bike weekly for fear or another beating.
on the wagon
Rest In Peace
I don't think it's so much about Big Bang, as much as Gang Bang where this boy is concerned...
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
Very very funny cowpoos... I can't stop laughing!
Everytime I look across the paddocks and see the cows taking a dump, I will think of you.
Easily ammused
Cowpoos is a fag.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Deus ex ukulele
Cowpoos' use of the apostrophe is egregious. The BDOTGNZA has enlisted Chuck Norris' assistance in this regard. Chuck, apparently, loves poseurs.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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