If KB had a test to see if you were worthy, what would be in it?

[Oscar]

If KB wanted to have only "real bikers" here, what would be the criteria to get in?

A set of yes/no questions to tick perhaps (as nobody would be bothered to read long answers) If so, what would you have as questions???

Here what I recon could be in there:

- Do you consider your self a biker?

- Do you ride in the rain?

- Did your ex request that you sold your bike? (If you answered NO here, jump the next question)

- As you rode down the road from his/her place did you get a feeling of relief?

- Would you rather die on a bike then live to 80?

- Are most of your mates bikers?

- If you are a parent, does your kids ride bikes?

- Did you in the last 12 months buy a wreck planning to make the most awsome bike outta it?

- When you get a pay rise is the first thing you think about that now you can afford that dream bike?

- Do you find that people who pack a pyjamas are not really on your level?

- Have you ever stood up for one of your mates before you even knew what it was about?

- Is adrenalin the drug of your choice?


Could go on. But if you scored less then 10 "YES" here then I am not sure if you are there yet... (OK, if you have no kids and the ex question was not relevant, then I let you off with 8 YES)


Any more ideas??

I ride motorcycles 'cause I like 'em.
I'm not a biker, I just like motorbikes.
I don't give a flying fuck what you think.

[Kittyhawk]

How many times have you binned...

Are you the next Ghostrider...

Do you have what it takes to be the best stunt rider in the world...

Can you fix a puncture without using a cellphone...

Is this pointless...

[Street Gerbil]

Can you fix a puncture without using a cellphone...

How do you fix a puncture *WITH* a cellphone? Doesn't sound like it will make a good tyre iron.

[fireball]

How do you fix a puncture *WITH* a cellphone? Doesn't sound like it will make a good tyre iron.

call mcgivor or some thing... now where is my paper clip and chewing gum?

[MisterD]

I don't give a flying fuck what you think.

There you go folks - qualification #1

[Skyryder]

Members should submit a video of themselves eating a steak and cutting down a native tree.

Raw with no knife or fork and only cabbage trees.


Skyryder

[Swoop]

Your mind plays tricks on you. Flashbacks??

Mmm. Unfortunately this has not screened on C4 for far too long!!!

[Kittyhawk]

How do you fix a puncture *WITH* a cellphone? Doesn't sound like it will make a good tyre iron.

By calling AA or a mate to come to your rescue lol

[alley cat]

Cmon, real bikers pack pjs! Then you can go for a spit in a packed rally site an look total class.

[NordieBoy]

Do you ride a motorbike?
YES
NO

Do you have tassells on your gear/bike?
YES
NO

[GaZBur]

Do you ride a motorbike?
YES
NO

Do you have tassells on your gear/bike?
YES
NO

Do the ripped bits that dangling off your wet weather gear get classified as tassells? Only I cant afford new wets!

[NordieBoy]

Do the ripped bits that dangling off your wet weather gear get classified as tassells? Only I cant afford new wets!

I've got a rather stylish bin-liner with arm and head holes as my wet weather top and apart from getting wet arms it works very well.
Even has a drawstring at the waist

Matches my bread-bag wet weather socks too.

[Krusti]

The main reason I always piss myself when I hear "us bikers" here on KB is the movie Wild Hogs.

I have always classed the bikers they meet as "bikers" and can imagine the guys in the movie as many here on KB myself included....

[The Pastor]

lame thread. time for pd :d

[Skyryder]

I think the common denominator of most KBers is the love
of the humble pie.

Chased down with a 'cold one.'

Skyryder