F*$k I'M HARD!! really really fucking hard!!

**007XX** · 22nd November 2007, 11:59

Originally Posted by Qkchk

Cowpoos is that hard, Viagra use him as their spokesman.

Cowpoos is that hard, a sample of his DNA has been frozen for posterity and put in a capsule sent out to space in hope any alien life form will see what fine specimen the human race is.

**Jimmy B** · 22nd November 2007, 12:22

Cowpoos doesnt have pubes....hair wont grow on stainless steel

**Sidewinder** · 23rd November 2007, 14:17

already knew the gay part was true

**homer** · 23rd November 2007, 21:25

Originally Posted by 007XX

Cowpoos is that hard, a sample of his DNA has been frozen for posterity and put in a capsule sent out to space in hope any alien life form will see what fine specimen the human race is.

reading the rest of the thread
Im guessing there is a super duper shrinker thingy to shrink the gixxer to fit in the capsule as well?

**homer** · 23rd November 2007, 21:37

you forgot one
Cowpoos is so tough irons his shirts while hes wearing them

**007XX** · 26th November 2007, 09:52

Originally Posted by homer

reading the rest of the thread
Im guessing there is a super duper shrinker thingy to shrink the gixxer to fit in the capsule as well?

I thought they were pretty much one and the same...

Mind you, not so good now that the gixxer's got a broken arse!

**cowpoos** · 26th November 2007, 20:39

Originally Posted by 007XX

I thought they were pretty much one and the same...

Mind you, not so good now that the gixxer's got a broken arse!

tank,front sub frame,fairings,clip-ons and blade...actually...sidewinder won't get smart again for awhile now!

**limbimtimwim** · 26th November 2007, 20:58

Cowpoos' shits are so big that they are mistaken for continents.

Cowpoos' curry shits are so nasty they are mistaken for volcanic islands.

**Cr1MiNaL** · 26th November 2007, 22:01

cant believe I jus read all that .... but it was so funy... but I aint blingin u for it... coz u took up 10 mins of my precious time... I'll just let u win next time on the track. 0.o

**007XX** · 27th November 2007, 08:16

Originally Posted by cowpoos

tank,front sub frame,fairings,clip-ons and blade...actually...sidewinder won't get smart again for awhile now!

Poos, I feel for you...nah, really, I do! She sure was looking sore after that little twirl...

**cowpoos** · 27th November 2007, 09:14

Originally Posted by YamahaR64Life

I'll just let u win next time on the track. 0.o

you'll let me??...thanks mate...appreciate it

Originally Posted by 007XX

Poos, I feel for you...nah, really, I do! She sure was looking sore after that little twirl...

meh...such is life it seems...

I raced it for a whole year with dented tank...miss coloured fairings...etc and finally I get around to painting and panel beating it...two days later...I bin it!! going horribly slow on the second lap!! murphy's law really!!

**007XX** · 27th November 2007, 09:16

Originally Posted by cowpoos

meh...such is life it seems...

I raced it for a whole year with dented tank...miss coloured fairings...etc and finally I get around to painting and panel beating it...two days later...I bin it!! going horribly slow on the second lap!! murphy's law really!!

Yeah, I hear ya! Just as well you're so hard, you walked away un-dented, eh?!?