Heilen Klerkes' new name.

**Swoop** · 29th November 2007, 17:00

recent terrorist activity has caused the labour party to take measures in order to protect their leader. for security reasons, they have suggested that helen have a muslim name.
so, from now on, please refer to her by her new muslim name:

Seldom Bin Layed.

**MidnightMike** · 29th November 2007, 17:05

Great one!!!

**oldrider** · 29th November 2007, 17:15

Well, not in a heterosexual way anyway!

John.

**The Stranger:Me** · 29th November 2007, 17:24

Originally Posted by Swoop

Seldom Bin Layed.

Must be why so many suggest she get fucked.

**R6_kid:Me** · 29th November 2007, 18:17

Originally Posted by The Stranger

Must be why so many suggest she get fucked.

I'll leave that one up to you old man... that's one i'm not taking for the team!

**ynot slow** · 29th November 2007, 20:27

Imagine if you were pissed and woke up next to her naked,with your arm under her body,kind of like the guy in the states who cut his arm to be free from the boulder,except you'd chew your own arm off.

**laRIKin** · 29th November 2007, 20:47

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Imagine if you were pissed and woke up next to her naked,with your arm under her body,kind of like the guy in the states who cut his arm to be free from the boulder,except you'd chew your own arm off.

I could never get that drunk, that she would or could be, good to look at.
She a 18 jugger and I pass out at 14 jugs of beer.