Unreasonable women!

[martybabe]

I've recently aquired a new fatbob,you may have heard, but the bride says I can't keep it in the lounge! so I've made a lounge in the garage for bobby and I'm staying in there with it, until the bride sees reason ,or I get too cold which ever comes sooner!

I guess the reason for this post is to ask if there are any 22 year old unatached lovely ladies out there that would be interested in a fat bald 50 year old twat with a bike fixation (with a view to marriage).

I think I may have over sold meself there.So please pm me if your a gorgeous bit of totty,wan't a bike in your lounge and are good at dispensing drugs for mental illness.

P.S. please hurry I'm cold.

[fireball]

convince kiwifruit to divorce his lover...
your bike could sleep next to his!

[JimO]

the trouble is there are already too many fat bald 50 yo twats with harleys and not enough 22 year olds to go around

[Matt_TG]

LOL your posts make my day mate!

Hope you find the 22 year old, let us know if she has a twin wont ya?

[martybabe]

the trouble is there are already too many fat bald 50 yo twats with harleys and not enough 22 year olds to go around

You wait and see, my inbox is probably over flowing already

Hey Jimjim,just checked your profile cause I'm a nosey git.err don't know how to put this..GIVE ME MY DOG BACK!

[rudolph]

she is a bit meen ay I am not even aloud motorbike parts in the house

[pritch]

she is a bit meen ay I am not even aloud motorbike parts in the house

I can see why she might object to the loud parts being in the house.

Seen a few bikes inside, two Harleys at different places, and a Triumph which was chained to the floor. One bachelor of my aquaintance keeps a continually changing roster of about half a dozen bikes in his house.

Me, I can please my bloody self, but there's all these damn steps at every door, otherwise the bike(s) would be inside.

[Disco Dan]

So please pm me if your a gorgeous bit of totty,wan't a bike in your lounge and are good at dispensing drugs for mental illness.

P.S. please hurry I'm cold.

Im good at dispensing drugs for mental illness... just finshed medicating 18 people this evening... *sigh*

[JimO]

You wait and see, my inbox is probably over flowing already

Hey Jimjim,just checked your profile cause I'm a nosey git.err don't know how to put this..GIVE ME MY DOG BACK!

thats Charlie i got him from the spca he had been abused and beaten he has several broken teeth but i would have to say he is the best dog i have ever had he is smart and has a good sense of humour...some people are scum and his last owners really were........

[Dave-]

everyone knows chicks dig sports bikes...

[mattimeo]

The painting on the wall - its a masterpeice! Who did it?

[Conquiztador]

Have you ever considered interia design as a trade??

[kerfufflez]

The painting on the wall - its a masterpeice! Who did it?

Helen Clark self-portrait?

[skidMark]

she is a bit meen ay I am not even aloud motorbike parts in the house

man ur lucky ur missus even lets you in the house

(his girlfriends asian)

rudi...no running in house

rudi...take off your shoes

rudi...clean up this mess

rudi...reow whipish!

[The Pastor]

im 21 years old