Exfoliation is about "cleanliness"? Wears the soap...Originally Posted by zeocen
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Exfoliation is about "cleanliness"? Wears the soap...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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ses' the guy who wears soap...
He's back bitches!
Reminds me of the joke about two lesbians in the bath.....
....Oh never mind
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I was reading an article on a newspaper website from a cosmetic industry insider. They state that the major players in the industry consider the female cosmetic market to be near saturation. The rise of feminism and womens groups have bitten into their profits. A woman who feels good about herself without using much make up is poison to these people.
Enter the metrosexual, an industry concoction to open up a vast untapped potential market for male cosmetics. According to the article the approach is the same, make men feel shit about the way they look and sell them a load of product they don't really need.
Fashionably late.
I feel cleaner with all the shit scrapped off my face from exercise/playing/insert-hobby-here using exfoliator rather than just soap. Like I said, personal preference. Don't get me wrong, I don't think I fall into the 'metrosexual' crowd, my room is a mess, I eat like a pig and I rarely shave. However (and without sexual innuendo, donor ;p), riding every day, I like having a clean head in a clean helmet. Especially on humid days like these.
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I love pointing out that to women reading the magazines.
they show a piccy of ol whatsherface at some red carpet, she's all glossy and smiles.
this is the poison.
they, on the same fuckin' page have some make up advertisement, revlon or marbeline or whatever
this is the cure
then to really fuck with them in the back pages of the mag they have the "CELEBRITY SNAPS!" where it's all doom and gloom shots of the same celebs at the start of the magazine but they haven't got all their make up on!
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oozing unspeakable brown stuff?
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Po ta toes
Well, he has moments of spouting a load of shit.
In the riders seat
Men don't exfoliate, they scrub!
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
It's OK...I've got a spare!
I blame fashion magazines exerting subtle pressure on men to conform to an unattainable ideal.
Personally, if I can't pick it off without it bleeding then it isn't ready to come off.
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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Metrosexual is just the modern term for pussy whipped mummy's boy who is too weak to stand up to all this feministic hogwash, crap that we keep having shoved in our faces.
Being told that this is good for your skin, and giving in to using it - halfway there to being someone's glory boy.
It's a Man's World.
It'd be a much better place - if only these sheila's would do as there friggin told.
enter Joni
It is what it is
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Go ride a Honda.
Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.
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Ah yes, now you're onto it. The joys of a nice rough towel after your shower...
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
Here for the arcade.
I'm pretty keen to never get pimples again so I use a face wash. But at least I don't wear make up, it'd be like painting concrete
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Exfoliation has fixed the excema I used to get on my face. It was painful, it got infected and it looked bloody awful. I still look awful but at least I'm comfortable. Washing is not uncool.
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