Settle down!

**terbang** · 7th December 2007, 13:08

Originally Posted by Finn

You've noticed this too Jim. I'm bordering on becoming an anarchist however I have found an interim measure. Do as I do and that is the exact opposite of what people tell and sometimes demand of you.

I don't recycle
Sometimes I ride with sneakers, jeans and a tshirt. It's like sex
I buy the most gas guzzling cars I can find
I don't obey very many traffic rules. Give way applies at reds.
Used oil goes down the drain
I don't "look out for bikes" (unless they have a motor in them)
I target people with "Baby on Board" signs
Ban fireworks and I will make really dangerous ones myself
If a Tui wakes me up in the morning, I shoot it
Undersized snapper are yummy
Pohutakawa wood makes a nice beach fire
I didn't pick up after my dog (bye buddy

)

There's many more but you get the drift.

Yer forgot the bit about throwing midgets..!

**Grahameeboy** · 7th December 2007, 13:16

Originally Posted by Ewan Oozarmy

Well said!

The other day my mate Chris got cut up while filtering and had words with the car driver. The car driver got out and took a swing at Chris. Chris knocked him out. He later posted his experience on a motorcycle forum and recieved 100% backing from other posters.

I have a feeling that had he posted his experience on this site the responses backing him would've been far less than 100%.

I was along side a car today on the mowerway when it decides to move over. I could have smacked his nice red mirror but decided that after 27 years of riding bikes I knew what to do, had half a mind he might anyway, so just put my hand up in dismay and carried on....I could have wacked his mirror but what is the point.

Cannot see the point in have a barny with another motorist and with respect to your mate he must have said something that made the cage driver get out of his car so whilst he may have flattened him, he was wearing bike gear / helmet so was in less danger

**Grahameeboy** · 7th December 2007, 13:17

Originally Posted by terbang

Yer forgot the bit about throwing midgets..!

Did Finn say 'undersize midgets are bummy'.....now where are my specs

**Big Dave** · 7th December 2007, 13:18

James James James.
Your post is evidence of Schroedinger's cat.
The perpetuation of the cycle - The Yin and Yin.

You are so far down the path of hardness. Don't blow it now.
Repeat after me:

Fuck 'em and feed 'em catfish.

**Skyryder** · 7th December 2007, 13:19

Originally Posted by Finn

Sometimes I ride with sneakers, jeans and a tshirt. It's like sex

Just hope you don't ejaculate prematurely it makes a mess.

Skyryder

**Grahameeboy** · 7th December 2007, 13:22

Originally Posted by Jim2

I get yelled at by the boss, the wife, the kids, the Mother in law, the Indian Dairy owner, and random people who object to me lane splitting.

Every second thread on KB at the moment is shouting at me to slow down, get my Will sorted, be an ATGATT, wear padded cycling undershorts, eat more vegetables, enjoy sex, blah blah blah!

FFS, we're bikers. What happened to the middle finger held up in half apathetic defiance of social norms?

Go start a healthy living site for homosexual whales and stop lecturing everyone. It's tiresome.

You don't think it's you then

**Ewan Oozarmy** · 7th December 2007, 13:24

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

I was along side a car today on the mowerway when it decides to move over. I could have smacked his nice red mirror but decided that after 27 years of riding bikes I knew what to do, had half a mind he might anyway, so just put my hand up in dismay and carried on....I could have wacked his mirror but what is the point.

Cannot see the point in have a barny with another motorist and with respect to your mate he must have said something that made the cage driver get out of his car so whilst he may have flattened him, he was wearing bike gear / helmet so was in less danger

Sorry man, my summary of what happenned to my mate was pretty poor. Here's the link :

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/t...p?h=0&t=462312

I reckon the car driver got what he deserved.

**Grahameeboy** · 7th December 2007, 13:28

Originally Posted by Ewan Oozarmy

Sorry man, my summary of what happenned to my mate was pretty poor. Here's the link :

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/t...p?h=0&t=462312

I reckon the car driver got what he deserved.

Ah that is different, more like assault so the driver deserved it...............crazy eh.

**Ewan Oozarmy** · 7th December 2007, 13:33

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

Ah that is different, more like assault so the driver deserved it...............crazy eh.

I reckon.

My main reason for posting this was the responses Chris got to his post. No one on their high horse accusing him of giving bikers a bad name, which I think was one of the points made by Jim2 at the start of this thread.

**Grahameeboy** · 7th December 2007, 13:36

Originally Posted by Ewan Oozarmy

I reckon.

My main reason for posting this was the responses Chris got to his post. No one on their high horse accusing him of giving bikers a bad name, which I think was one of the points made by Jim2 at the start of this thread.

Agreed...this probably gave the car driver a bad name eh?

**Oakie** · 7th December 2007, 13:45

Originally Posted by Hitcher

If you can't spell properly, learn or HFTU!

What is 'HFTU"?

**Hitcher** · 7th December 2007, 13:47

Originally Posted by Oakie

What is 'HFTU"?

Harden Fuck The Up. I love double entendre. It tastes like seafood.

**WRT** · 7th December 2007, 13:50

Originally Posted by terbang

Yer forgot the bit about throwing midgets..!

I'm glad he's throwing rather tossing them, although I suspect the midgets themselves would probably rather be tossed.

**HTFU** · 7th December 2007, 14:11

I just dislocated my kneecap shifting kitchen cabinets today, my mate took one look at the knee cap half way around my leg and said "Shit that looks painful" I told him to "HTFU".

Had to really, its HTFU day.