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    Fanuary

    We'll be needing some volunteers to help with this worthy project. Photographers for the "before" photo, and "after" photo.
    Judges to elect the best doo etc.
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    FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuppetMaster View Post
    We'll be needing some volunteers to help with this worthy project. Photographers for the "before" photo, and "after" photo.
    Judges to elect the best doo etc.
    Yep worthy cause...but there is no force on earth that'll get me exposing my fanny to anyone, bar my gynecologist and my hubby...

    However, my meager money donation is on its way...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    suddenly movenmber seems so bland...

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    I feel like donating a brazillian dollars to such a worthy cause.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I feel like donating a brazillian dollars to such a worthy cause.
    Shit!
    How many is a brazillian?

    Porbably enough to make a ladies eyes water!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    Shit!
    How many is a brazillian?
    Porbably enough to make a ladies eyes water!
    At the moment, "beauty salons" (read horrible torture palaces) charge around $55 to rip the humour out of that ever so tender region.

    Oh and special bonus, "it" cannot be touched for about 2 days without the owner wincing in pain...

    Talk about your eyes watering...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    At the moment, "beauty salons" (read horrible torture palaces) charge around $55 to rip the humour out of that ever so tender region.

    Oh and special bonus, "it" cannot be touched for about 2 days without the owner wincing in pain...

    Talk about your eyes watering...
    But its worth it I can tell ya, Number One will tell you also!
    Two days, pfft you need to HTFU girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    But its worth it I can tell ya, Number One will tell you also!
    Two days, pfft you need to HTFU girl!
    Hmmmm, yes indeed...please come closer and I shall give you something to compare it with!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Hmmmm, yes indeed...please come closer and I shall give you something to compare it with!
    Bring it on! Although I have not experienced the pain of childbirth (that's an argument no man can win) I have lost,burned or abraided most of the skin on my body, no hot wax can scare me!

    Ouch, I just broke a nail on the keyboard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    Bring it on! Although I have not experienced the pain of childbirth (that's an argument no man can win) I have lost,burned or abraided most of the skin on my body, no hot wax can scare me!

    Ouch, I just broke a nail on the keyboard!
    Well, I have given birth (8.6 pounds, no pain killers) and I officially challenge you to a sack and crack duel...

    I'm sure your darling wife will be delighted with the result!

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Well, I have given birth (8.6 pounds, no pain killers) and I officially challenge you to a sack and crack duel...
    You're on!
    Though as you said eariler you don't want to provide any photographic proof so how's this gunna work?

    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I'm sure your darling wife will be delighted with the result!

    You'd be right there!
    Everythings cool and everythings smoooooth.
    Hey thats smooth!

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    Get me a nice bottle of scotch and pay for the back-sack-and-crack and I'll do it. What do you think a landing strip would look like on a guy??
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.



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    best line of friends ever

    what do you think hurts more child birth of being kicked in the nuts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I officially challenge you to a sack and crack duel...
    Bump!
    Come on then. Though I haven't yet experienced the pain you refer to the risk doesn't really compare to the close proximity of a cold extremely sharp surgical stainless steel blade.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    best line of friends ever

    what do you think hurts more child birth of being kicked in the nuts?
    Your right,
    But that was a lame show and how many of the characters actually had children? The pain of childbirth is the short sharp kick before the pain(good pain) of loving your children forever!

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    Got text that by a mate the other day, funny as! One of the things on the to do list for my week alone, thinking maybe now I'll leave it be.

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