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    Atheism...

    An atheist was walking through the woods.
    'What majestic trees'!
    'What powerful rivers'!
    'What beautiful animals'!
    He said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.


    At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

    Time Stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?
    The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

    'Very Well,' said the voice.

    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

    'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair colour!
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    For Christ's sake, don't start a thread on religeon.............
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    Zed- where are you? Your presence is needed. We need another 4000 pages
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm View Post
    Zed- where are you? Your presence is needed. We need another 4000 pages
    I am happy to oblige..........

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    Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, Life was lost, Heaven found

    More good sound theology in that joke than in collected books of sermons.

    He does indeed make Christians of folk, whether they want it or not. And Christians, like the bear , are not synonymous with touchy feely all loving tree huggers.

    Matthew 20:1-16 I think.
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    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
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    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ftw.

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